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View Poll Results: Who is Jake The Bake? | |||
Al Bundy | 9 | 37.50% | |
Homer Simpson | 1 | 4.17% | |
Jack Tripper | 1 | 4.17% | |
Magnum PI | 0 | 0% | |
J.R. Ewing | 0 | 0% | |
Sam Malone | 3 | 12.50% | |
Joey from Friends | 2 | 8.33% | |
The Glutton Voice from Hermans Head | 1 | 4.17% | |
Hawkeye from Mash | 3 | 12.50% | |
Other | 4 | 16.67% | |
Voters: 24. You may not vote on this poll |
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random workday poll
no coherent theme here, just some random questions...
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Re: random workday poll
does rocky count as a sports moment?
im pretty sure ive never pissed on my foot, but i have pissed on the toilet seat and then stepped in it cheers |
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im pretty sure ive never pissed on my foot, but i have pissed on the toilet seat and then stepped in it [/ QUOTE ] someone's gotta ask - why are you stepping on the toilet seat? |
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Your pee-shiver one reminded me of something stupid I did. Sometimes for whatever reason I flush the toilet while I'm at the tail end of my piss, and last time I was staying at the Mirage, I was taking a pee in the bathroom in my room and did just that. Their toilets are like the super suction insta-flush ones and I got spray all over my legs and waist. As soon as it happened I started laughing really hard at myself and my stupidity. Chalk that one up on the stupid things I've done at the Mirage, along with grabbing a falling hot iron instinctively. Yes, I'm a dumbass apparently.
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I would assume he meant the spray "bounced" off the seat and onto the floor, then he stepped in that.
I could be wrong of course. Anyone ever forget to clean the pipes out after sex? The morning piss afterwards is an exercise in stream management. |
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I have eaten something I dropped on the floor, and not thought twice about it: [/ QUOTE ] 5 second rule |
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i flush public toilets typically by stomping on the handle w/ my left foot (using ur hand seems gross to me)
conceivably, if he was trying to flush while still in mid-pee, a la GoT, he might spray himself that way... |
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I always bring out the Left Foot Flush Technique and The Standing Stall Elbow Flush. Can't touch that handle, even for just a pee, and God forbid I would have to sit and throw a deuce...
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I have accidentally sprayed a foot, during a pee-shiver [/ QUOTE ] Have you ever been so piss ass drunk, you go take a leak and your monster junk gets away from you. Kinda like a fire hose. |
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Have you ever been so piss ass drunk [/ QUOTE ] yes [ QUOTE ] you go take a leak and your monster junk gets away from you. Kinda like a fire hose [/ QUOTE ] no cheers |
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