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Online poker chat window one-liners
This just happened at my table on Party ...
MP raises preflop, BB 3-bets, MP calls. Flop comes 886, suits unimportant. Bet, raise, re-raise, cap, call. Took two seconds. Turn 5. BB bets, MP raises. BB: "Hope your pocket pair is pretty high." MP: "Actually middle of the road." BB calls. River 2. Check, bet, call. MP shows 88 for the flopped quads. BB mucks (JJ). |
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Re: Online poker chat window one-liners
How's this one liner:
wrong forum |
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Re: Online poker chat window one-liners
My apologies. I thought since the post was based around the comment, it was kewl. Guess not.
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Re: Online poker chat window one-liners
No worries, I'm just giving you [censored].
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Not a one liner.
Him: Nice river. I wish I had a pattern map.
Me: Mine's log8... the state of the art. Him: Where'd you get it? Me: Ebay. Him: How much did it cost? Me: A really good essay. |
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Re: Not a one liner.
Glorious.
Surf |
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Re: Online poker chat window one-liners
Ha. That's pretty funny. One time an online table coach (pp .5/1) would not shut up and he had been going on for at least a half hour. One of my friends sits down at the table and says after about 10 seconds, "Is this Johnny [censored] Chan?" Guy didn't say any more the rest of the time.
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Re: Online poker chat window one-liners
"this one time, at band camp..."
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