(low content) The Perils of a TILT-inspired Screen Name

[rmarotti]

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG <font color="#A500AF">(EL MATADOR)</font> raises</font>, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 calls,

At this point I say "I'm 3-betting because your name is gay"

<font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, Button folds, SB folds, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">UTG <font color="#A500AF">(EL MATADOR)</font> caps</font>, MP3 calls, Hero calls, BB calls.

Flop: (16.50 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">EL MATADOR bets</font>, MP3 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">EL MATADOR 3-bets</font>, MP3 calls,

At this point I say "AA NO GOOOOOOT"

<font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, BB calls, EL MATADOR calls, MP3 calls.

Turn: (16.25 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">EL MATADOR bets</font>, MP3 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB folds, EL MATADOR calls, MP3 calls.

River: (22.25 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>

At this point clueless fish chimes in "AA IS good." I chuckle heartily

<font color="#CC3333">EL MATADOR bets</font>, MP3 folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">EL MATADOR 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, EL MATADOR calls.

Final Pot: 30.25 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
EL MATADOR has Ad As (two pair, aces and fives).
Hero has 5s 5d (four of a kind, fives).
Outcome: Hero wins 30.25 BB. </font>

Note: Villain's screen name has been changed to protect his innocence. It is, however, a name derived from the show TILT.

[DMBFan23]

LMAO

[fireproof]

lol, very nice

[ucfryan]

rofl!

[Catt]

Second time I've truly laughed out loud tonight. My family thinks I'm losing it in front of my laptop.

[DMBFan23]

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At this point I say "I'm 3-betting because your name is gay"

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this was much cooler when 'your' was misspelled as 'you're'...did you edit this?

[rmarotti]

LOL. Sharp eyes. Yah, I edited. Edit back for humor/ambiguity value?

[DMBFan23]

nah, I just thought it was funny, cause you're insulting him and you're misusing the word, and yeah...I have a weird sense of humor... it's an 'opponent specific' preference I think.