Dad of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson

[Dellathia]

HER BRA BELONGS TO DADDY

JOE Simpson, the former Baptist minister turned manager of daughters Jessica and Ashlee, doesn't shy way from talking about his offspring's physical assets. "Jessica never tries to be sexy," Simpson tells GQ. "She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!" Simpson also volunteered that he modified the part Ashlee will play in an upcoming movie, "Wannabe." In the original script, Ashlee's character was gay. "I changed it," Simpson says. "It doesn't work for her to be gay the first thing out. She said, 'But it's cool, it's edgy, it's different,' and of course the filmmakers were like, 'It's cool for a woman to be a lesbian,' and I'm like, 'That's true, but not her first role.' She's going to be a huge movie star. She's like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth. When we're done, she'll play it all."

[ThaSaltCracka]

what a weirdo

[sublime]

d-

when are you getting the new equipment installed?


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i just figured out that they already have been. feel free to PM me a picture [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

dont worry, i will keep it to myself [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Non_Comformist]

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what a weirdo

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This time I have no choice but to agree

[stabn]

I almost posted this yesterday. I was thinking we needed a "which celeb relative is the biggest douchebag". We could have Kurt Warners wife, etc in the list. I just didn't get around to putting it together.

[kerssens]

Kurt Warner's wife is the douche bag of all douche bags.

[SomethingClever]

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She's like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth. When we're done, she'll play it all."

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Riiiiiiight.

[stabn]

Seriously though, pimping your daughters double d's is pretty bad too. Especially if you used to be a minister man? I mean, do you wonder a bit now if he's tried to hit that?

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Seriously though, pimping your daughters double d's is pretty bad too. Especially if you used to be a minister man? I mean, do you wonder a bit now if he's tried to hit that?

[/ QUOTE ]what do you mean wonder, I bet he has

[BusterStacks]

Mr. Simpson went on to say, "I tell ya, if Ashlee wasn't my daughter, I'd be trying to get a closer look at those bad boys. I used to be a minister, until I realized my daughter and her tits were more important to society than some book. Our goal is to have more followers than Jesus. Peace bitches, I'm rich.