After going to the bathroom...

[Demana]

[daryn]

wash my hands after 2. sometimes 1. hey, my dick's clean.

[stabn]

You touch your dick, you touch the doorknob. Later, i touch my dick, i wash my hands, i touch the doorknob. Now it's like i just touched your dick. No thanks, go wash your hands bitch.

[Demana]

Interesting that no one has yet to admit that they never wash their hands. Must be the sample size as I've been seeing an increasing number of people who don't seem to be washing hands after #2. Must be the small sample size so far.

btw - Anyone out there wash their hands before going to the bathroom instead of afterwards?

[Rushmore]

I wash my hands after both. I'd explain all of the reasoning behind it, but I think it should suffice to say that I do it because...

It's not a particularly arduous or complicated process to do so.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

I sometimes pre-wash when I'm at the casinos. There's not much that changes more hands quicker than money and casino chips.

[Tyler Durden]

I always wash after two but rarely after one. i can whip it out w/o touching it. i'm skilled like that.

[Alobar]

dont touch the door knob in a public bathroom....duh

also, what if you are at home, do you still wash your hands after takin a piss??

I think washing your hands after taking a piss is retarded. Do you wash your hands after you touch your nose, or your elbow? Why is your dick any dirtier than these parts of your body? Its prolly cleaner since its tucked away in your underwear.The reason to wash your hands after taking a dump is because you can get microbes and bacteria and stuff that live in [censored], on your hands from whiping your ass. If you then put your hands on a sandwhich and eat the thing, you can get sick. So either, wash your hands, or dont whipe your ass, I suggest going with the former instead of the latter.

Washing your hands after taking a piss should only be done for show. i.e. you are at a chicks house and take a piss, wash your hands, because she is prolly like everyone else, and to dumb too realize your dick isnt dirty.

[B Dids]

There is only one correct answer, and those of you who are getting this wrong are dirty bastards.

[NLSoldier]

I'm with daryn. My dick is clean. How is the skin on your dick different than any other part of your body. If you touched your leg would you feel like you need to wash your hands? For #2 you have to wipe though, and when you wipe your hand comes very close to touching sh!t. Also you usually have to touch the toliet seat and flusher although I usually use my foot for that. Also hand washing is more important for #2 cause even if you pee on your hand its not gonna do anything to you, but coming into contact with sh!t can make you pretty sick.