List of what NOT to get a Poker player

[Fins]

Well since warewulf just made the suggestion and not the post...

Here's a place to post the poker stuff we hope we never get... we could even poll for the top ten just to give the OOT folks something to crow about [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

From Slavic's "You have to be kidding me" thread:
<ul type="square">[*] TV Hold 'em [*] Holey Cards [/list]
My entry... Everything has it's place felt

- Fins

[maryfield48]

Play Poker Like the Pros

[Fins]

I assume you mean this... PPLTP Book

Could probably add his chips and all associated with him even his black &amp; white shirt from the 96? WSOP...

Did "The Proffessor" sanction that 6 DVD Set promotion?

- Fins

[pdxpuck]

that felt is the nutz for me on this thread. How annoying would that be to play on such a suface? It's like the perfect gift for that anal-retentive player. Yikes....

[Johnny5]

HAHA - you beat me to it with those chips! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Everytime I see them, I'm on the ground laughing!!

"The best poker chip set ever made" - Ridiculously funny...

J5

[smoore]

hahahaha... new from Fisher-Price, "My First Holdem Table"

my entry: PAPER CARDS!

[2planka]

Since all the hellmuth schlock has been covered, I saw a guy playing at the Mirage last weekend wearing a shirt that said "I got the nuts." Wonder how he did in that 3-6 game....

[alittle]

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My entry... Everything has it's place felt

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But wait, there's more!

"It will ship to you in a heavy duty cardboard box so it can be folded and stored in your closet when not in use!"

Wow! It comes in its own cardboard box! How convenient!

[KungFuSandwich]

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You've got an Ace and King of diamonds in the hole. The flop shows a Jack of diamonds, a two of clubs and a two of spades. Bet is twenty-five dollars. What are you gonna do, cowboy?

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Taken from here

Its all I can do to resist the urge to post that quote in the Texas Holdem Forum [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

My favorite part of the set is the leather pouch. What would you do if someone came to your home game with a "card holster"

[warewulf]

Nice! Yeah, maybe we can get someone from OOT to approve all our posts...

That felt thing is definitely near the top of my list! We have a guy in our group we call the Poker Nazi. He would probably like that and insist we play on it. THAT CHIP IS OUTSIDE THE DESIGNATED POT AREA. THEREFORE IT IS A STRING BET AND YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT! My god! What will they come up with next?

warewulf