Is buttfukcing actually fukcing

[Victor]

for elROY's purpose......

[eLROY]

Since when do you like votes, anyway?

[Dr Wogga]

....BUTT its just a great question

[Cyrus]

From Poor Cyrus' Almanac:

[img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] Anything your significant other tells you she did physically with another person and you don't get upset about IS NOT SEX.

[img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] Yes, that includes foot massage, sonny.

[img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] Sex is not just penetration, it's everything from foreplay to climax - even the cigarette. (If your S.O. comes home and tells you she shared a smoke with Big Jim over at his place, start worrying. The Surgeon General can only help so much.)

[img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] Any act that is "only" foreplay is part of sex. (Yes, I'm pretty sure about that, Mr President, that's correct, sir, Mr Bill.)

[img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]There is simply a small "subset" of sexual acts that leads to pregnancy but they are not all there is to sex.

[img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] In the Middle Ages, the knight was locking up his wife's genitalia with some metal contraption when he was going away in business, but the knight kept forgetting everything else!