Renovayshions

[Steven Punk]

We are upgrading my castle from the parapats to the kitchen condiments. All part of the grande Punk Nation plan.

Now listen my little common children lest ye fall into my mote and get wet never to dry again. Let Punk Nation be your guiding light.

Our skills at the poker table are unrivaled. Plus who do you think invented talk to the hand?

Punk Nation is now at the second stage where it is time to give steemed members a Punk Baronry. Some of you regular posters think about how nice that title rolls off the tongue. Here are some samples:

Baron Von Grannie
Lioness Lorinda De Guardardo
Baron In thy Cup
Lioness Micro Bob Dragon Slayer
Baron Simon "George the animal steele" diamond
Lioness Lazy Meat Head

It rolls of the tongue.

That is it there are no more hand outs.

[Milo Balzich]

Helo! I have heard you vill makes fixes to your Grad, I mean castle. I am want to bring my yacht to castle in effort to have your vorkers fixed it at same time?

I no we have met one times before at Sands Of Meditteranean Card Club in Split, Hrvaska. But, you ned to know I become friend with your brother Steve Monk. I been trying to have my yacht fix for long times.

I was hoping there mite be left over material and help for yacht?

Should I bring some bitches?

[Simon Diamond]

Baron Simon "George the animal steele" diamond

Gee, thanks for the insult... [ahem] I mean compliment.

[Steven Punk]

Milo bring the wenches and I have a Doc on staff as well as one on the water. Please bring Steven and his Monks so we can have our Joust and archery trials.

As for Simon, Punk knows one day that you will join Nation. You may pick any professional wrestler and we will assassanate them and give you his name. Further we have a Medium with a crystal ball that can talk to any former member of the band "The Beatles".

Simon if Madam Goosesay Loosesay don't entice you I will give you pick of my 5 finest wenches. Don't be like Micro Bob, he wants Big Mo before he joins and that is just asking too much.

[Simon Diamond]

You're nuts.

Try Baron Simon 'The Game' Diamond, and I might consider it... Might.

[jagoff]

I think Sir Buff Bagwell suits Simon perfectly!

[Simon Diamond]

I think Sir Buff Bagwell suits Simon perfectly!

Dare I ask why?

[Steven Punk]

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You're nuts.

Try Baron Simon 'The Game' Diamond, and I might consider it... Might.

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Ah a commoneer that knows the fine art of negoshiating. "Baron Simon 'The Game" Diamond" will be yours. If you join now I will throm in that wench in Jagoff's pic.

[Steven Punk]

We would shorten yours to something catchy like "Baron Jag". Even the peasants could pronounce it.

[Steven Clunk]

How about learning to spell, moron.