Clunk Nation

[Steven Clunk]

Hi! My name is Steven Clunk. Perhaps you've heard of me. I make posts all over this forum, none of which have anything to do with poker. But I like to annoy everyone, so I act like a pompous a ss and refer to people as "peasants". I pretend to own a castle, but the truth is I live in a trailer park somewhere in Arkansas. I have about as much royal blood as Queen Latifah. I also like to register under a bunch of other names so that I can talk to myself. Maybe you've seen some of my other aliases: Steven Stunk, Steven Monk, Steven Junk, Son of Junk, Junk of Junk, Punk of Junk, and Martha Stewart.

Would you like to join Clunk Nation? Just visit your local soup kitchen. You'll find me waiting in line.

[Sponger15SB]

Now the real question:

Is this one of the alias' making fun of himself?

[Steven Clunk]

Peasant! You have blasphemed against Clunk Nation! As a penance, you are to go and retreive 10 returnable bottles and/or cans out of the nearest trash bin and bring them forth to me, at once! Or I shall register under a new name (I was thinking about Steven Skunk) and post again!

[Steven_Skunk]

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Peasant! You have blasphemed against Clunk Nation! As a penance, you are to go and retreive 10 returnable bottles and/or cans out of the nearest trash bin and bring them forth to me, at once! Or I shall register under a new name (I was thinking about Steven Skunk) and post again!

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Too late Dude!

[Steven Punk]

You are an imposter. You do not wear the white glove with the Punk Royal Crest. NAY! you Punk want to be.

I have assassins at my discression and one more blasfumous anti Punk out burst will be met by my storm troopers and Knights of the square chair.

For the record I may hear voices but I never answer them.

Run and hide.

[Steven Punk]

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Now the real question:

Is this one of the alias' making fun of himself?

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The only alias I ever had was "John Holmes" and we "Killed" him off because of a problem with the wenches.

How dare you be presumpshoewus by saying I have alias and this might be alias attaking alias. No I'm not Peter North either.

[Steven Clunk]

I never answer my voices either. But MY nights of the round (porcelin) chair will rise up from the swamps of Clunk Nation to defend the true Clunk. And I will surround myself with thomastem's critters and his 50,000 aliases, and together we will rid the forum of all false Clunkhoods. Trolls of the forum unite! We have nothing to lose but our anti-Clunkness!

[Steven Clunk]

I am not being presumpshoewus (whatever that means). I was told by Steven Stunk (son of Flunk), that Steven Kerplunk wanted all of the voices in our head to get together to make posts ridiculing Steven Clunk. I trhink that's just junk.

Long Live Clunk Nation!!!!

[thomastem]

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I never answer my voices either. But MY nights of the round (porcelin) chair will rise up from the swamps of Clunk Nation to defend the true Clunk. And I will surround myself with thomastem's critters and his 50,000 aliases, and together we will rid the forum of all false Clunkhoods. Trolls of the forum unite! We have nothing to lose but our anti-Clunkness!

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LOL 50K is about right. The I/His is pretty funny too. But if I'm every troll that ever was where is the need in uniting?

[G Money]

Ya'll crazy crackahs. So now I gotta break it down....

Can't you crazy bald ma fas see?
They ain't no be messing with the G.
Your post give no 411
Yo mama won't even call you son.
Mean old GAMBLOR will call you a mench.
but G don't mine talk about the wench.

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Ole Punk thank his shiiiat don't stank.
All he really do is opem Playboy and spank.
This new Clunk think he clever.
All I gots to say is whatever.
Pissed off Santa came on the scene.
Got Mat spinning like dizzy dean.


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Word.