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A real conversatation from tonight
Read all the way through if your goign to start, the first part isnt that interesting but yeah, this was a real live conversation in full tonight....... I replaced a few words with microsoft word word replacer, like screw...
Me: man dude Me: you shoulda saw this slut i met today Me: so i get to my friends house in austin Me: hes playin grand theft auto Me: one dudes drunk passed out on the floor Me: and another passed out on the couch Me: and this one girl past out in the bed with a breast popped out and showing moron: nice Me: turns out Me: everyone in the house cept the guy that brought her met her last ngiht Me: and low an behold Me: i get brought into another room buy my friend cody Me: and he shows me a video of her strippin, masterbating, then getting tag teamed by em moron: haha great Me: yeah Me: somehow Me: i woke this bitch up from her slutty sluber at (2pm) Me: by the talkin goin on in the room Me: and shes like Me: "wanna screw?" Me: like, first thing she says to me Me: im like nah i cant, i have a girlfriend Me: then shes like Me: "want me to perform felatio on you then, its not cheating" Me: and again, i say no Me: and seriously not a minute later Me: i look back and the bitch is passed out already moron: Me: evidentily, this girl had sex with a dog too Me: like no lie Me: a dog moron: woof Me: she was good lookin too, just a fkin hoe bag Me: big ole titties Me: could you do a girl if you knew she had sex with a dog before? moron: dunno moron: never had that bit of information moron: as long as she got her shots I guess it's fine Me: yeah, rabies and all moron: maybe it was a really smart dog Me: roflmfao Me: #942686794: Me wins $5.50 Me: dont hate moron: Me: i dunno bout that dog thing bro Me: what you raise utg with in 5/10 moron: KQs Me: theres realy gotta be someing wrong with a person to commit beastiality moron: it's like an animate dildo Me: no its not Me: its like Me: a screwing dog screwing a human moron: it's like an animate dildo Me: dude, thats in the same list as screwing a dead person moron: no... that's like an actual dildo moron: and you get into issues with disrespecting the dead person moron: so that's screwed up Me: [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Me: your jerkin my chain right? moron: No moron: a dog is just another animal moron: just like people moron: just hairier moron: and no opposable thumb Me: your retarded moron: some people get pretty damn hairy too moron: certain dogs are less gross than certain humans Me: shut up Me: your screwin with me moron: I don't have a "human superiority complex" moron: would I screw a dog? moron: no moron: I don't think they look good Me: roflmfao Me: what abotu a cat Me: cats are cute moron: but as far as a fundamental problem moron: now that's just sick moron: cats are the worst animal on the face of the earth moron: utterly useless moron: and not loyal moron: how many chicks do cats? moron: none moron: you think it's animal cruelty? moron: for a chick to get screwed by a dog? Me: no moron: she can't get pregnant Me: i think its utterly disgusting Me: and obvious reasons on why its wrong moron: there's -no- reason why it's wrong Me: haha, funy joke, you can stop now moron: ok moron: I don't see why it's wrong moron: there's definitely no obvious reason Me: ok, so you walk in on your dog screwin your sister, and shes just having a good ole moaning orgasm time with this dog.......... moron: ok moron: the problem is that I look at it as masturbation Me: and your thoughts on this? moron: and would react the same way as seeing my sister doing that moron: the humor aspect would make it more bearable than seeing her getting screwed by some dude moron: BEARable moron: get it moron: haha moron: I noticed that after I wrote it Me: so youd rather walk in on your sis bangin a dog rather than a dude? moron: getting absolutely crushed in 2-4 moron: yeah moron: the dog ain't gonna get her pregnant Me: ITS A SCREWING DOG moron: so? moron: it's like a moving dildo Me: no its not moron: yes itis Me: a dildo is a piece of plastic moron: and that's where we disagree Me: with batteries Me: and isnt living Me: a dog Me: is a living animal Me: species Me: and moron: so? Me: your a moron if you think theres nothign with with beastiality moron: there are a lot of bacteria on your nuts Me: im almost praying here for a " im just screwin with you" moron: what do you think sex is? moron: maybe that's the problem moron: I think that a chick screwing a dog is the same as a chick riding a horse Me: then i feel bad for your mental illness moron: hahahaha moron: if the chick were trying to get pregnant by screwing a dog, then well moron: I think that she'd have a problem moron: but yeah moron: about that dog thing moron: here are the questions I ask myself Me: stop moron: 1. does it hurt anyone moron: 2. is it any of my business moron: do I think it's crazy? yeah I guess. I wouldn't do it. moron: But is that my call to make? moron: No moron: that's how I look at things moron: that's how I have to look at things moron: farmers screw sheep moron: that's the same thing moron: are they messed up in the head? moron: nah, they're lonely with nothing better to do I edited a few harsh words out |
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Re: A real conversatation from tonight
1. You should not verbally abuse those with whom you are engaged in argument. What if someone verbally abused you?
2. Never claim your opponents are insane. Christ was said to be possessed by a demon. Muhammad was called mad. The Soviets imprisoned their dissidents in mental hospitals. What if you were called insane? 3. Never question the sincerity of your interlocuter's beliefs. What if he questioned your sincerity? 4. He has a worldview that you do not agree with, fine. Do not invite him round for tea. I am a Christian and bestiality is condemned in the Old Testament specifically. However, a secular morality cannot have any qualms about bestiality. Mankind kills animals for food but could not have sex with them. What is worse being [censored] or being killed? Take your choice. PS- your post makes you look bad and your opponent civilised and reasonable. |
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Re: A real conversatation from tonight
Dude, you're thinking you're way too cool and funny for having this conversation. |
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Re: A real conversatation from tonight
Dude,
I think your "conversation" might fit in better on rgp then in the 2+2 "psych" forum. Or maybe the Howard Stern Show. Best of Luck Howard |
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Re: A real conversatation from tonight
I did not read much of the "conversation," but my reaction was similar to Howard's. Why was this posted here?
This is a serious forum about POKER psychology. Al |
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Re: A real conversatation from tonight
He has now posted this in several forums.
Like others state above the "moron" actually sounds quite a bit smarter than the poster. |
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Re: A real conversatation from tonight
I remember some joke e-mail circulating a few months back, featuring a link to an eBay listing. The listing had a picture of a chrome toaster, and fairly clearly visible on the toaster was a reflection of a fat, hairy naked guy taking the picture. It was circulated as an "oops," but I think there's actually a group of people who get off on doing this on purpose.
The posting of this "conversation" reminded me of that type of behavior. |
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Re: A real conversatation from tonight
Guys, the important part is not the morality of beastiality, and not the conversation either. Mr. Joseph saw a boobie, and I think we should all appreciate that.
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Re: A real conversatation from tonight
Wow, this conversation is real? I didn't think they made people this smart in the real world.
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Re: A real conversatation from tonight
Indeed
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