You know you play too much poker when...

[EdSchurr]

...the weather chart on the TV News is covered in ragged starting hands. Lots of suited clubs for some reason.

[The Dude]

... you measure the cost of your new car in BBs.

[Gamblor]

In the last few years Ontario introduced 4-letter license plates. Instead of the class WHF 543, it's now ATNW 392.

When I see a plate like AATT, I think "two pair"

[nolanfan34]

...you talk about it in your sleep?

The night before a tournament I was going to be playing with some friends, my wife said I started talking out loud in the middle of the night, saying "come on...I need a 3!" And I never talk in my sleep.

Can't remember if I hit my draw or not.

[Malarky]

[ QUOTE ]

Can't remember if I hit my draw or not.

[/ QUOTE ]


I dream about gutshots.

[Usul]

Gutshot straight draws or actually shooting people in the gut?

[bigpooch]

...more than half of your desktop icons involve poker
(14 out of 26).