My PokerTracker stuff

[cold_cash]

Just a quick question here --

What is the minimum number of hands I should have in my database before I unleash the relentless and overwhelming barrage of statistics so someone can (hopefully) tell me what the hell they all mean?

I know I don't have enough now, just wondering for future reference.

[bisonbison]

Your preflop stats are probably pretty accurate after about 10,000 hands.

Your postflop stats are probably worth discussing around 30k.

Your win-rate is worth mentioning at 50k.

Your learning curve is such that by the time you've played enough hands to deal with those last two, your game probably bears such little resemblance to when you started that you've got to start all over again.

That having been said, what's the worst thing that'll happen if you post? The sun will rise, I will make a condescending and vaguely unfair comment about your ancestry, education and hygeine, the sun will set. Another day in microlimits.

[cold_cash]

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That having been said, what's the worst thing that'll happen if you post? The sun will rise, I will make a condescending and vaguely unfair comment about your ancestry, education and hygeine, the sun will set. Another day in microlimits.

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All good points, but I've never been a big fan of the "Analyze my play after 250 hands" posts, and almost positive you're not either.

It should also be noted that I spend a good deal of time trying to avoid the "working end" of your smart-assedness, which, due to it's enormous scope, is not always an easy task.

[bisonbison]

It should also be noted that I spend a good deal of time trying to avoid the "working end" of your smart-assedness, which, due to it's enormous scope, is not always an easy task.

I have a lot of love to give.

[bakku]

It should also be noted that I spend a good deal of time trying to avoid the "working end" of your smart-assedness, which, due to it's enormous scope, is not always an easy task.

I spend a good deal of time doing the opposite so I can tell bison to shut up.

[Peter Harris]

I just wanna say...

I love you guys.

x

[bisonbison]

I spend a good deal of time doing the opposite so I can tell bison to shut up.

Which is, honestly, why I enjoy playing with bakku so much, until he starts calling me "bison" in person. Then it's time for ethnic slurs.

I can tell you that the 2 Ks in bakku stand for kkool.

[Wahoo91]

Hi bison-
I noted that you registered at 2+2 in November 03 but really did not ramp up post production until January 04, giving you an average of 361 posts per month, or 12 per day for 7.5 months straight. You are inhuman! I did note that your posts, right from the get-go, have been very good, unlike most posters, including me, who have stumbled across this site as I begin my poker "career".

Anyway keep up the good work. How long do you think the steam will last?

[cold_cash]

He's got enough hot air to last quite awhile.

Zing!!

(I rule.)

[DMBFan23]

nice avatar. I just graduated from there, May '03.

go hoos.

***official thread hijack attempt...woot