How do you join the crew?

[TracyMiller]

I noticed they're all male...and young...and white. Well, I'm male and white...not so young though (38). It all seems so cliquish...so high school...

[-Syk-]

Take a few tips from Scott Fishman:

1) Buy a pair of women's sunglasses
2) Dance around like a douche when winning a hand
3) Hang out with known crooks and cons

I'm selling a Douche Bag starter kit for $12.99, if you're interested go ahead and contact me. (Feminine sunglasses not included)

[Rushmore]

There are two ways:

1.) Stand around outside the MTV studios in Manhattan with a t-shirt that says I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Carson. Dutch will find you.

2.) Play a lot of poker in your local cardroom. Flash fake gang signs, and use the word "bling" as many times as possible. Talk on your cell. When you get a tap on the shoulder, use the password: sodomy. You will be taken someplace for initiation.

Some of the other ways of joining are far too disturbing to describe here.

[BeerMoney]

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Well, I'm male ....

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Why is your name Tracy then?

[Doc JS]

An even more important question is:
Why the hell would you want to??


Doc JS

[hudat]

1. Practice the table flop
2. Dont shower before tourneys
3. Service ESPN producers in order to get a feature suburban gangsta segment

[shadow29]

do chip tricks to make espn think you're the best thing ever

[Stew]

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Well, I'm male ....

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Why is your name Tracy then?

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I have three friends who are males, that are straight that are named Tracy.

[Ed Miller]

Why is your name Tracy then?

I know a guy named McGrady who would like a word with you.

[TracyMiller]

...and country singers Tracy Lawrence and Tracy Byrd...