Greetings Fleglings

[Steven Punk]

I know I haven't had much time for those not as fortunate as me but that is part of your being less fortunate. Let's move past your limations.

Todays advice concerns handling making friends with the dealers and the pit boss.

When one enters a poker room one must reach out to commonfolk ignorant to more refined dination. Have your finish high school pamflets ready for a hand out. (Peasants love handouts)

So if the Pitt Bull comes over because you've been properly stacking everyone's chips become his best friend. As he approaches the table don't let the reddness in his face or the pulse beating in his neck intimate you. Instead put your left hand up and with your right hand give him the "Finish High School" pamplet.

After he takes the pampflit swirl the left hand once bringing it back to the proper "stop peasant" position and state, "No charge it is my pleasure to help you. Carry on."

And to you my peasants placated with extreme dirge there is no charge to you either. Your welcome and have a nice day.

PS Where is Christina B?

[The Real Don]

Could I have 1 of those pamphlets?

[Steven Punk]

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Could I have 1 of those pamphlets?

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Ask not what your land owner can do for you. Rather ask what can I do for the Punk?

[Bump-en-Stein]

HI school never did nuthin for me. You shud get some joyn the Marines pamplets.

[Steven Punk]

Marines are America's champions and they help comfiscate the world's oil supplies. A very impotant task to be sure.

However Bump, let me point out that you can't even spell proper. We are looking to refine peasants not train them all to kill and confiskate Petro while not knowing how to spell.

[Thythe]

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Marines are America's champions and they help comfiscate the world's oil supplies. A very impotant task to be sure.

However Bump, let me point out that you can't even spell proper. We are looking to refine peasants not train them all to kill and confiskate Petro while not knowing how to spell.

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Interestingly enough, these couple of sentences contain 3 spelling errors, along with numerous grammatical problems.

[DJGroove]

...said Captain Obvious.

[Steven Punk]

Underling Tythe,

Dare ye question my wizdom?

I am at this time taking off my white gloves and cyber slapping your face with them.

Try a stunt like that again and you will find yourself in my dungeons with a locking face mask.

Do not make me sharpen my geeateen.

[Thythe]

I am forever sorry and humbly bow to your awesome power.

[Losing all]

A true land owner would bend him on the rack. Better yet, iron maiden.

btw- yes, Marines are good at oil grabs. they also pull a fine train on your wife. choo choo