Borgata 3-6 on a Sat night musings

[NJchick]

I just received a rather humorous email from a friend who frequents AC and was a big fixture in the Pink Chip game years ago.

He described his 3/6 table at the Borgata last Sat night to a tee.

S1: serious wannabee..... twenty seconds, every decision
S2: another wannabee. Sunglasses, hat, etc
S3: bitter old rock
S4: bitter old rockette
S5: DAABOR - Dumb As A Bunch of Rocks
S6: a young kid who tried to cash the $500 chip. R00ler.
S7: serious bitter old rock. 500 pounds, sweat everywhere. nasty.
S8: my buddy
S9: my buddy's wife.
S10: YAW (Yet Another Wannabee)and that was after the three guys (bachelor party) *left* the game.

Earlier in the day it was the two them, another decent player, and a selection from the finest all-you-can-eat fish buffet.

Priceless....

[highlife]

and which one was he?

[NotMitch]

Do you need the sunglasses and the hat to attain wannabe status? Because I almost always wear a hat at the table (becuase mostly I drive to the casino with a hat on), and if I'm going to give off the wannabe vibe I might as well go all the way.