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I have been reading the 2+2 for the last two weeks or so shortly after I have become interested in poker. I have tried a lot of hobbies in my life but was never really exposed to the game. I am the kind of person that likes to experience everything and say that he can do many things well. In other words, I am very well off financially and do not need poker to make money, but I would like to know that I can beat the high limit games online. So far I have tried, and am constantly losing.
Here is the kind of person I am looking for to tutor me. 1) A fixed limit shorthanded player that also plays well heads up. 2) Someone who is constantly winning at the online high stakes games 40-80 and up. 3) Someone who can get to or lives in New York City. 4) As a part of the lessons, I also want to watch this person play and have him explain the strategy behind his plays. 5) I also would like to watch this person play online before he makes this trip OR to have some respected posters confirm that this he is really the kind of player that I am looking for. I have thought about asking for help from a known professional but have turned to 2+2 first because I really want someone that specializes in playing online. I will play the travel fees of this person and can offer to pay somewhere in the range of $200-$400 per hour. I don't know how long I need lessons for but I can imagine it to be for a few days. I would describe my self as a fast learner, a nice guy, and someone who is very passionate about poker at the moment. Please PM me. |
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Ahhhh a refined individual such as yourself that has cleansed thyself from the impurtities of peasant hood would be welcome at my castle to learn strategy and archery.
Afterward I can set up a game with shieks, oil barrons, and digitaries. Before you leave we would hunt fox and wear sophistacted things on stead of granduer. |
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Would anyone disagree that Hutz is by far and away the best to handle this? Perhaps Dilbert as a cheap 2nd.
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Would anyone disagree that Hutz is by far and away the best to handle this? Perhaps Dilbert as a cheap 2nd. [/ QUOTE ] <font color="purple"> Dilbert doesn't come cheap. </font> |
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[ QUOTE ] Would anyone disagree that Hutz is by far and away the best to handle this? Perhaps Dilbert as a cheap 2nd. [/ QUOTE ] <font color="purple"> Dilbert doesn't come cheap. </font> [/ QUOTE ] but you don't deny being second? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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[ QUOTE ] Would anyone disagree that Hutz is by far and away the best to handle this? Perhaps Dilbert as a cheap 2nd. [/ QUOTE ] <font color="purple"> Dilbert doesn't come cheap. </font> [/ QUOTE ] Heh Dilbert ain't no $2 Ho! |
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Would anyone disagree that Hutz is by far and away the best to handle this? Perhaps Dilbert as a cheap 2nd. [/ QUOTE ] Dilbert is not refined. He has never entertained dignitaries as such. Never held his nose up and proclamed, "Do you know who my father is?" Doesn't even have a nasal voice! Stick with Hutz. |
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[ QUOTE ] Would anyone disagree that Hutz is by far and away the best to handle this? Perhaps Dilbert as a cheap 2nd. [/ QUOTE ] Dilbert is not refined. He has never entertained dignitaries as such. Never held his nose up and proclamed, "Do you know who my father is?" Doesn't even have a nasal voice! Stick with Hutz. [/ QUOTE ] who my father is?? Sheesh a really important person would go "do you know who I am?!?!" I thought you were royalty or something....so sad |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Would anyone disagree that Hutz is by far and away the best to handle this? Perhaps Dilbert as a cheap 2nd. [/ QUOTE ] <font color="purple"> Dilbert doesn't come cheap. </font> [/ QUOTE ] Heh Dilbert ain't no $2 Ho! [/ QUOTE ] Cheap? $2 ho? Now Hutz would command the $400 and Dilbert being "Cheap" option would get the $200 per hour. Is being a $200 Ho so bad? I also heard that Dilbert and Simon Diamond are partners and have experience in these areas. Still no one can match The Hutz experience. |
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Heh Dilbert ain't no $2 Ho! [/ QUOTE ] No, that position has already been filled by gaby. |
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