Player thrown out for B.O.

[mosquito]

Years ago in Tucson there was a player who would
defecate while sitting at the table. Got tossed
from the club after a few times......

[stinkypete]

do these people wear diapers or just poop their pants?

[Luv2DriveTT]

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do these people wear diapers or just poop their pants?

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There is a regular at NYPC who BRAGS about this. He is gay, and talks about having prostrate problems due to anal sex. Aparently he has loose movements while sitting at the table, and talks about it openly (and loudly). He offers to show people his dipers all the time.

Oh... and it sometimes works, he puts people on tilt easily when playing NL. NASTY & Annoying but Genious!

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[youtalkfunny]

(Apologies in advance, as I'm sure that I must have posted this story before, back in the good old days, before the dawn of televised poker.)

I was playing $3-6 at the Mirage one day, and I was KILLING the game. At one point, I won a huge pot that busted three people.

The brush immediately sent over three replacements--and one of them stunk so bad, I decided to quit the game. I couldn't tell which player it was (they were all at the far end of the table), so I couldn't say anything. I just started racking my chips.

Another player remarked that she was surprised to see me leaving while on such a hot streak.

"I don't want to leave," I said in a voice loud enough for all to hear, "but somebody here STINKS so badly, I can't stand it!"

The dealer, who was fanning her face with the cut card at that moment, looked at me and said, "What do you think *I'm* going through right now?"

I racked up and left, and the cashier commented on my big win (an obvious attempt at a toke). I mentioned that I was driven away from the table by a stinker. She told me I should get the floorperson. I didn't. But she did.

As I was leaving, I saw the floorlady giving the heave-ho to our smelly friend (who LOOKED clean--I guess his culture eats different food that sends different smells shooting out of his pores).

Anyway, my point was that the Mirage acted quickly and decisively when made aware of the problem.

Lucky for me I moved out of Vegas. I'd see more sweaty, stinky people in a summer month there than I've seen in five years down here in MS.

[gorgeous]

"I piss in a cup while playing online poker and I would never do this."

That is freakin hilarious... but smart. I may start doing this. Thanks for the idea [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[SuitedSixes]

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Years ago in Tucson there was a player who would
defecate while sitting at the table. Got tossed
from the club after a few times......

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After a FEW times? Desert Diamond?

[scottso14]

wow offers to show do you have to pay a buck or something ?
dude does anyone start prop bets such as
1) over under when his spincher will let loose a pile o sh#t?
2) the over under in weight of diaper after said poop
3) by the aroma the first person to name what the dude had to eat in the past 24 hours... of course the poop guy would have ot write this down pre poop to insure integrity

Does any ask him what types of adult diapers work best?
i am still amazed depends and the jets dont team up... as you walk into a football gme after 5 hours of tailgating what more can you want then a adult diaper so you can watch the game without those anying pee distractions