So, my physical is on Wednesday.

[lucas9000]

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You should seriously consider killing yourself.

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[lucas9000]

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I have a physical for football at school on Wednesday. [ QUOTE ]
You're the kicker, right?

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Well, fullback. With 91 carries for 1140 yards last year(well on jv so doesnt really count.) But you were close.

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if this was 1995 you would have had -1140 yards. i think we all know why.

[jakethebake]

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if this was 1995 you would have had -1140 yards. i think we all know why.

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Brilliant!

[meep_42]

Yes, joking about cancer so a nurse will touch your balls (or, more likely, refer you to a doctor) is definitely the way to go.

Douchebag.

-d

[jakethebake]

Ao are your nuts shaved or un-? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[tworooks]

They're not shaved. Last time I tried I cut myself, and that made the banana peels,etc sting pretty badly.

[Brain]

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They're not shaved. Last time I tried I cut myself, and that made the banana peels,etc sting pretty badly.

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I don't usually go for the extremely harsh advice, but
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You should seriously consider killing yourself

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[Thythe]

Tell her about your internet nanny. Maybe she'll have pity on you.

[kurosh]

Can't believe I missed this. Bump for everyone else. Is this a joke? Come on. This is so sad.

[benza13]

Well, since its already been bumped, lets find out what really happened (or should I say, what story he wants to make up for us after he really did nothing...)