Republicans who want war, but won't enlist. - Page 2

QuadsOverQuads · #11 03-09-2005, 10:21 PM

So I've been told [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Funny thing is, the guy who says it is usually some fat-ass guy in his 40's who thinks he's done his duty because he put a sticker on his car. Oh, and he wants the military to handle getting rid of me, too (just as soon as they've handled all the rest of his power-fantasies for him). Funny how they think a Bush-Cheney bumper sticker suddenly turns the military into their own personal army of "gofers".

q/q

Dead · #12 03-09-2005, 10:25 PM

Don't worry.

Jesus loves liberals.

He was a liberal himself.

All these conservatives are in for a rude awakening in the afterlife.

An afterlife conversation might go something like this.

Jesus: How much did you give to charity, jaxmike?
Jaxmike: Uh... none. I also voted Republican because I wanted poor people to understand the concept of "PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY".

Jesus: Why did you vote for a candidate who cut hundreds of thousands of people off the health care rolls, jaxmike?

Jaxmike:Uh... personal responsibility.

Jesus then presses the Hell button on his chair.

Feel free to substitute Zaxx's or natedogg's name in for Jaxmike.

QuadsOverQuads · #13 03-09-2005, 10:31 PM

And as he's on the way down, the last words he'll hear are: "In as much as you did it unto the least of these, my brethren, you did it unto me."

q/q

lastchance · #14 03-09-2005, 10:33 PM

This is a stupid thread.

I should not have opened this up, and it is not even close.

Do you see why?

Warchant88 · #15 03-09-2005, 10:35 PM

I'm not even joking here. Do you honestly believe that Dead? I am actually pretty moderate, whether you believe it or not. I found your Rush comment to me earlier quite funny. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Yea, this wasn't a good thread idea. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Dead · #16 03-09-2005, 10:35 PM

Jesus knows that how we treat "the least" of our day is how we would have treated Him had we met him face to face. He was a working class man, a carpenter.

I have such disdain for those Republicans who use his name in justification for killing Iraqi children and other atrocities.

Dead · #17 03-09-2005, 10:36 PM

Believe what?

Warchant88 · #18 03-09-2005, 10:37 PM

Most Republicans aren't on that whole mission from God perspective. Just the ones you see on TV. Yes, I am Christian, but it is not our "Biblical duty," to free Iraq.

Sorry, about Republicans going to hell.

Dead · #19 03-09-2005, 10:38 PM

Also, many Republicans see Jesus as a white anglo Saxon. He wouldn't be. That's what they want to see. In all reality, Jesus would probably look like a modern day Palestinian.

Dead · #20 03-09-2005, 10:39 PM

Our PRESIDENT thinks hes on a mission from God to free the Iraqis. He's [censored] delusional.

That said, I do believe what I stated above.