To moderators and/or forum vets

[MicroBob]

if you will censor for bad grammar then i nominate you to moderate ALL forums.
although i suspect more than half of my posts wouldn't make the cut. but i think i would still have a much better percentage than other 2+2 posters.

[Bump-en-Stein]

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if you will censor for bad grammar then i nominate you to moderate ALL forums.
although i suspect more than half of my posts wouldn't make the cut. but i think i would still have a much better percentage than other 2+2 posters.

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How about this: Intead of posting, you have to e-mail your prospective post to the moderator home-office. After logging the prospective post in the in-box, the mods form a quorum and vote on whether the prospective post actually becomes posted.

If your "post" is rejected, it gets posted on RGP. Some of the better rejects will be collected and made into a 2+2 book: "Kooks, Jack-King Offs and assorted NitWits: The best of the worst from the Zoo."

[Dilbert]

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If your "post" is rejected, it gets posted on RGP. Some of the better rejects will be collected and made into a 2+2 book: "Kooks, Jack-King Offs and assorted NitWits: The best of the worst from the Zoo."

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Very Funny. Definately not Simon material, I guess you aren't Simon Diamond after all.

[Bump-en-Stein]

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If your "post" is rejected, it gets posted on RGP. Some of the better rejects will be collected and made into a 2+2 book: "Kooks, Jack-King Offs and assorted NitWits: The best of the worst from the Zoo."

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Very Funny. Definately not Simon material, I guess you aren't Simon Diamond after all.

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If forgot one thing, the subtitle. It should read as follows: "Kooks, Jack-King Offs and assorted NitWits: The best of the worst from the Zoo. An autobiography by Dilbert."

[Simon Diamond]

Very Funny. Definately not Simon material, I guess you aren't Simon Diamond after all.

Christ, are you still wittering on about that! Do you have nothing more interesting in life to pursue than some stupid witch hunt?

Guess not.

Simon

[Dilbert]

Christ, are you still wittering on about that!

Of course, you are the center, the core of this forum. We all meditate daily on he who must not be spurned. Without Simon, this forum would just not be the aquarium, i mean zoo, that it is.

I am shocked, just shocked that you would be upset when I have just cleared your name from the accusation that you were the evil Bump-en-satan.

[Simon Diamond]

I am shocked, just shocked that you would be upset when I have just cleared your name from the accusation that you were the evil Bump-en-satan.

Cleared? The only person who ever suspected such a stupid thing was you. But if you are finally prepared to put this one to bed, then I suppose I should say good for you.

Nobody likes to see a headless chicken running around for too long.

Simon

[MicroBob]

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The only person who ever suspected such a stupid thing was you.

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no he wasnt. i have long suspected that simon is actually EVERY poster on this board (including me) and is just carrying on multiple conversations with himself in all of the various threads.

[tiltboy]

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Why don't you check the name of this forum Dilbert.

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Thats Mr. Hutz to you.

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Whoops, not offense there Mr. Hutz. I guess I'm going to have to find another put-down. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[tyfromm]

Now we know who Dilbert really is.