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Old 06-23-2005, 11:48 PM
Nate tha' Great Nate tha' Great is offline
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There once was a player dealt ducks
He tossed them into the muck
When old granny raised
A set he'd have made
Instead he got Sklansky bucks
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Old 06-23-2005, 11:53 PM
12ozLongneck 12ozLongneck is offline
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Any two suited
Chase that runner runner flush
You retarded donk
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Old 06-24-2005, 02:25 AM
Jaran Jaran is offline
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I posted my stats
after five hundred four hands
I should just play more

-Jaran
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Old 06-24-2005, 02:57 AM
Kumubou Kumubou is offline
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donk donk donk donk donk
donk donk donk donk donk donk donk
donk donk donk PROFIT!

okay, a serious one:

Suck out like a pro
Jam flop hard with the nut low
Runner runner win!

-K
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:00 AM
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He shows me trip A's
I show him my Ace High Flush
Shoulda raised that turn
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:14 AM
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Should haiku typically have some reference to a season?

Foolish limp big pair.
Aces crack like ice in spring.
Big blind got in free.
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Old 09-08-2005, 09:45 AM
RiverTheNuts RiverTheNuts is offline
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Bullets in the blind
King King is NO GOOT I scream
Capped on every street
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:26 AM
bozlax bozlax is offline
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Brought up two plus two.
A three-month-old thread sees daylight.
I must have been bored.
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:32 AM
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Slippery banjo
smokey tiger running tired
me love you long time
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Old 09-08-2005, 02:00 PM
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double plus ungood
falls well short of describing
the degree of suck
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