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Jman28 · #31 09-01-2005, 01:27 PM

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My guess,

Good looking, lean, not skinny cuz you have some muscle. You are not ugly, maybe shy but you play poker and post here more to meet people and talk than to simply stay away from personal interaction. You are smart and around 20 years old, and the reason that you posted this is because you are not the foolish sterotypes that everyone here has posted of white and overweight and introverted, or skinny, white that does not care about appearance. My guess is you are either black or hispanic, and that is why this question has been proposed. So, outgoing, black, good looking, 20 years old.

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I like your thinking. I wish you were right.

Jman28 · #32 09-01-2005, 01:30 PM

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You look like Jason Biggs from American Pie. (stupid pic wouldn't come through in my other post) Chubby, but not a pig or anything. You should be in good shape, but you don't work out enough. Under 6 feet for sure. You used to play football, wore # 28, probably a tailback. You are Jewish. You're intelligent, but real lazy. Your dream is to be as cool as Unarmed some day.
Etc, etc, etc.

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I'm ending the contest early. Nobody is going to get closer than this.

I get that I look like Jason Biggs a lot.

I did play football, #28, tailback.

It's basically all true, and I'm pretty sure Unarmed has been stalking me and will murder me in Vegas. Bye guys.

bugstud · #33 09-01-2005, 02:32 PM

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You look like Jason Biggs from American Pie. (stupid pic wouldn't come through in my other post) Chubby, but not a pig or anything. You should be in good shape, but you don't work out enough. Under 6 feet for sure. You used to play football, wore # 28, probably a tailback. You are Jewish. You're intelligent, but real lazy. Your dream is to be as cool as Unarmed some day.
Etc, etc, etc.

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I'm ending the contest early. Nobody is going to get closer than this.

I get that I look like Jason Biggs a lot.

I did play football, #28, tailback.

It's basically all true, and I'm pretty sure Unarmed has been stalking me and will murder me in Vegas. Bye guys.

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everyone is arriving here in vegas tonight? or at least a bunch?

microbet · #34 09-01-2005, 02:50 PM

Your eyes are nothing like the sun,
Coral is far more red than your lips red,
If snow be white, why then your skin is dun,
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on your head.
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in your cheeks,
And in some perfumes is there more delight,
That in the breath that from your mouth reeks.
It's ok to hear you speak, yet well I know
That music hath a more pleasing sound,
I grant I never saw a god go,
Jman when he walks treads on the ground.

Ok, seriously. You look just like a young Richard Nixon. You act just like Richie Cunningham.

skipperbob · #35 09-01-2005, 02:54 PM

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Your eyes are nothing like the sun,
Coral is far more red than your lips red,
If snow be white, why then your skin is dun,
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on your head.
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in your cheeks,
And in some perfumes is there more delight,
That in the breath that from your mouth reeks.
It's ok to hear you speak, yet well I know
That music hath a more pleasing sound,
I grant I never saw a god go,
Jman when he walks treads on the ground.

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Hey MicroJay...If you're going to quote Dunne, please credit him [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

microbet · #36 09-01-2005, 03:00 PM

Are you making a mistake or claiming that Dunne really wrote it? I would credit Shakespeare.

skipperbob · #37 09-01-2005, 04:38 PM

You bet...I bluff-raised...You re-raised...I fold [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
No mistake

Jman28 · #38 09-01-2005, 05:05 PM

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You look like Jason Biggs from American Pie. (stupid pic wouldn't come through in my other post) Chubby, but not a pig or anything. You should be in good shape, but you don't work out enough. Under 6 feet for sure. You used to play football, wore # 28, probably a tailback. You are Jewish. You're intelligent, but real lazy. Your dream is to be as cool as Unarmed some day.
Etc, etc, etc.

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I'm ending the contest early. Nobody is going to get closer than this.

I get that I look like Jason Biggs a lot.

I did play football, #28, tailback.

It's basically all true, and I'm pretty sure Unarmed has been stalking me and will murder me in Vegas. Bye guys.

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everyone is arriving here in vegas tonight? or at least a bunch?

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A few are. I think most get in tomorrow. I'm in between flights right now paying $5 for 15 minutes of internet access for no reason at all.

Ixnert · #39 09-01-2005, 05:05 PM

You're a down-on-his/her-luck transsexual who picked up poker because prostitution wasn't paying the bills, 5'1", 145, rough, husky voice and into midget porn.

But seriously:

Taller than average, 6'2" maybe, Italian, used to be thin (though not because you exercise, just natural) but put on some weight around the middle now that you're not too happy about but can't (or won't put in the exercise time) to shed.

Black, chronically messy hair that you don't actually care about and only get cut when it starts bothering you falling in your eyes, and usually rough-shaven. Age 24, never finished college (but for lack of motivation, not ability), business major while you were there.

Big nose, brown eyes, don't smile much. Big feet you've never been happy about and trip over a lot. Don't talk a lot but once you start you can't be stopped. Deep voice, but not as deep as people would think looking at you.

But I was serious about the midget porn. (Kidding, kidding...)

microbet · #40 09-01-2005, 05:08 PM

a novelist