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#21
11-02-2005, 02:09 AM
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Re: Best Pick-up Lines
Are you smuggling tic tacs or are you happy to see me? Pardon me, is that cum in your hair? Que Romantique. 
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#23
11-02-2005, 03:07 AM
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Sup bra.
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#24
11-02-2005, 04:57 AM
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Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? [/ QUOTE ] You are a god, Sponger.
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#25
11-02-2005, 05:28 AM
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[ QUOTE ] Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? [/ QUOTE ] My favorite so far. [/ QUOTE ] B: Are u a parking ticket ? G: No. Why ? B: Cos U've got FINE written all over you......
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#26
11-02-2005, 05:31 AM
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"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies." -Zapp Brannigan's Book of Pickup Lines (With Velour Cover)
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#27
11-02-2005, 06:51 AM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? [/ QUOTE ] My favorite so far. [/ QUOTE ] B: Are u a parking ticket ? G: No. Why ? B: Cos U've got FINE written all over you...... [/ QUOTE ] its sad but true....some girls would not get this G: fine? what?
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#28
11-02-2005, 06:54 AM
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[ QUOTE ] B: Are u a parking ticket ? G: No. Why ? B: Cos U've got FINE written all over you...... [/ QUOTE ] its sad but true....some girls would not get this G: fine? what? [/ QUOTE ] You say it like being able to tell they're dumb from the outside is not a good thing.
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#30
11-02-2005, 08:19 AM
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"excuse me, but is your father a thief"
"uh, no..." "oh because i uhh left my wallet near him at the bar and now it's gone"
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