My nightmare Prima Poker experience

[bwana devil]

I went to 7-11 and bought a lottery ticket the other day. I won $10 million. I was so ecstatic to have all such good fortune. Or so I thought.

I brought my ticket back to 7-11 to get my money. They said they couldn’t redeem it and I had to take it to the state office during business hours to claim my prize. It was a Sunday!! I had to wait until the next morning to collect my winnings.

Anyway, moral of the story. Do not buy winning lottery tickets from 7-11. They just yank you around and make you regret ever getting mixed up in their little scam.

[jedi]

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anyway, i bought in for $500 and within the first 12hours or so i had turned it into $27,000 playing 50/100 and 100/200.


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Anyone else find this line wrong?

[jayadd]

havent you guys ever sat down with $50 at a 10-20 game and turned it into $2700?

16 posts from monkey cant wait to here his problems on his 50th post.

[blackaces13]

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anyway, i bought in for $500 and within the first 12hours or so i had turned it into $27,000 playing 50/100 and 100/200.



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Well lets see. He sat down at a 50/100 game with 5BB's and in a couple of hours he moved to a 100/200 table and quickly got up a total of 135 BB's at the higher limit table. Then playing "periodically" for couple of weeks he wins another 40 Grand off the 2G's he left in the account. Sounds about right to me, but then I usually wake up.

[Dingo Puppet]

Entitle your post: Truth And Fantasy.

[arkady]

That is very annoying indeed, I will take note of the prima network. I was actually considering doing some bonus work there, but given the crap they put you through - no way.

I mean christ, you turned 500 dollars into what...65,000 and they dont let you take it out in an orderly fashion? damn them! I actually had a similar problem with Empire Poker. I deposited $300 four months and over time turned it into 250,000 but you wont believe the hassle they put me through, I am still trying to get the money back and its taking weeks. Thankfully during these weeks I made an aditional 70,000 - considering i am working my ass off on 3, 3/6 tables - the least they can do is give my money quickly so the moral of the story, dont make 6 figures on Empire or they will screw you hard core!

[spacemonkey57]

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anyway, i bought in for $500 and within the first 12hours or so i had turned it into $27,000 playing 50/100 and 100/200.



[/ QUOTE ] Anyone else find this line wrong?

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Well lets see. He sat down at a 50/100 game with 5BB's and in a couple of hours he moved to a 100/200 table and quickly got up a total of 135 BB's at the higher limit table. Then playing "periodically" for couple of weeks he wins another 40 Grand off the 2G's he left in the account. Sounds about right to me, but then I usually wake up.

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Also, "The action was sparse" but they had 50/100 and 100/200 games going?

[jedi]

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anyway, i bought in for $500 and within the first 12hours or so i had turned it into $27,000 playing 50/100 and 100/200.



[/ QUOTE ] Anyone else find this line wrong?

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Well lets see. He sat down at a 50/100 game with 5BB's and in a couple of hours he moved to a 100/200 table and quickly got up a total of 135 BB's at the higher limit table. Then playing "periodically" for couple of weeks he wins another 40 Grand off the 2G's he left in the account. Sounds about right to me, but then I usually wake up.

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Also, "The action was sparse" but they had 50/100 and 100/200 games going?

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You know... Fossilman took $10,000 and turned it into $5,000,000 over the course of 7 days. I wonder if Harrah's held his money for a week?

[gabyyyyy]

Granny gave me $1.25 from her herpes fund. I turned it into $3.89 and party would not let me cash out. When I called support for assistance they called me names like "Clinton Cracker" "Bush Whacker", and "Cheapskate Charley".

I was so upset as you can imagine. They were holding my money hostage. Low and behold through the great blessing of Jesus and the gambling lords I turned the $3.89 into $7.24 playing just 100/200 tables. How could I play those high limits with pennies you ask? Simple, I went all in every hand, and fooled the software into letting me sit down with below the minimum buy in.

So.. I digress.

After getting nowhere with support I wrote a 98 page essay to Ramshey Batfocker and he promtly sent me a check for the $7.24. After 5 weeks I still did not get it, and it turns out they sent the check by "DCEX" (Disabled Camel Express). After doing a trace they found my check in the excrement of a goat.

Moral of the story:

Always have your cashout checks waterproofed and coated with uranium.

[GrannyMae]

Granny gave me $1.25 from her herpes fund

it is actually my hepatitis fund.

the herpes fund was rolled into a syphllis trust when the valtrex hijacking was carried out by the man-whores.