So, my physical is on Wednesday. - Page 2

Brain · #11 07-18-2005, 02:14 AM

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I have a physical for football at school on Wednesday.

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You're the kicker, right?

TStoneMBD · #12 07-18-2005, 02:26 AM

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Impress her by telling her about your successful home casino.

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goofball · #13 07-18-2005, 06:33 AM

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Tell her you have erectile dysfunction.

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very nice choice.

MrFeelNothin · #14 07-18-2005, 06:41 AM

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You should seriously consider killing yourself.

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man, is that advice versatile. well done rmarrotti.

jakethebake · #15 07-18-2005, 08:39 AM

You're gonna cum the second she touches you anyway. What else are you looking for? Cuddle time?

BeerMoney · #16 07-18-2005, 09:21 AM

Dude, you are wicked cool.

asofel · #17 07-18-2005, 10:44 AM

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I have a physical for football at school on Wednesday.

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You're the kicker, right?

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hey man, i was a kicker dammit...

*runs away and cries in corner*

sfer · #18 07-18-2005, 10:59 AM

Sounds dangerous. I think you might spooge on her accidently.

gorie · #19 07-18-2005, 12:55 PM

bring a squirt gun and say "hold my nuts or die."

tworooks · #20 07-18-2005, 01:00 PM

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You're the kicker, right?

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Well, fullback. With 91 carries for 1140 yards last year(well on jv so doesnt really count.) But you were close.