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Old 07-03-2005, 03:39 PM
A_C_Slater A_C_Slater is offline
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Default Re: I must have a target on my forehead

I was approached by a pro once at Windsor casino while wading through a maze of slot machines.

She asked me "Do you drink?" and I said "I don't have any money."

Then I wished I hadn't said that, but she didn't seem to think anything of it. I then said "but my friend does" and pointed to my Persian gamboooling friend at the blackjack table.

She started to walk towards him and then noticed him cussing at the dealer and so she walked away back into the maze of slots looking for another John.
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Old 07-03-2005, 06:23 PM
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Default Re: I must have a target on my forehead

I have, many times, and come to think of it, they were almost all in AC.

Most recently I stopped in a deli near the Trop on the way back from some bar. A girl asked if she could borrow a dollar. I said 'sorry', and she said 'then can I suck that *&^ for you?'. I declined.
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Old 07-03-2005, 06:31 PM
Mike Gallo Mike Gallo is offline
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Default Re: I must have a target on my forehead

I have, many times, and come to think of it, they were almost all in AC.

So have I hence, why I posted this. It happens more frequently at the Trop and the Taj.
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Old 07-03-2005, 06:32 PM
Mike Gallo Mike Gallo is offline
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Default Re: I must have a target on my forehead

You must appear to be male.

Thanks dude I needed that. I literally laughed out loud after reading this response.
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Old 07-04-2005, 06:57 AM
DrewOnTilt DrewOnTilt is offline
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Default Re: I must have a target on my forehead

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"...my eyes lock up with a ravishing young woman"

based on your reply I would say she wasn't really all that ravishing.
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Especially if you are talking about AC hookers. The ones that hit me up on the streets and even in the casinos are skanky.

Then again, maybe I look like a desparate loser who can't get any without paying for it [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 07-04-2005, 07:23 AM
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Default Re: I must have a target on my forehead

A broke player at the Bicycle club asked my friend to borrow money. My friend said no. The guy replies "how about I suck your dick?" [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Old 07-04-2005, 07:38 AM
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Default Re: I must have a target on my forehead

Scrub and I had a long conversation with one of the floor people at the Wynn about hookers. She informed us that we've nver been approached by one because we don't look like we have money.

She also taught us how to spot them, which turned into a fun game of yelling "point!" every time we saw one while walking around vegas.
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Old 07-04-2005, 08:41 AM
Luv2DriveTT Luv2DriveTT is offline
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Default Re: I must have a target on my forehead

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Scrub and I had a long conversation with one of the floor people at the Wynn about hookers. She informed us that we've never been approached by one because we don't look like we have money.

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Oh Jedi master, you MUST teach me the skill of spotting hookers, obviously it didn't work for me in the past when I needed it the most (cough cough).

Odd, I look like money (at least I think so and many posters here joke about it) and I'm never approached. What am I doing wrong?

TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
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Old 07-04-2005, 11:09 AM
coffeecrazy1 coffeecrazy1 is offline
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Default Re: I must have a target on my forehead

LOL...yeah...and the only time I've been approached, I was standing out Paris in my standard Vegas uniform, which is khaki shorts and a polo shirt. Girl drove up in what looked to be a late-model Crown Vic and asked if I was looking for a girl.

I declined...though, in retrospect...I'm glad I declined. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 07-04-2005, 12:09 PM
Mike Gallo Mike Gallo is offline
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Default Re: I must have a target on my forehead

She also taught us how to spot them, which turned into a fun game of yelling "point!" every time we saw one while walking around vegas.

Dude,

I can spot them from a mile away, the same way I can spot a poster at the table [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

This girl did not appear to look like a prostitute.
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