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04-10-2005, 04:07 PM
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Re: \"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
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Dear Jason, The only drink I have ever invented involves 3 scoops of tang, 12 ounces of cola and however much liquor you want to top it off with. It's called the Black Orangutang, and it is ambrosia. [/ QUOTE ] Dear bison, Your vocabulary is incredibly impressive. Do you know of a word whose pronounciation changes when you capitalize its first letter? Sincerely, Jason. 
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04-10-2005, 04:11 PM
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Re: \"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
Dear Jason,
nothing's popping to mind. Oddly, I have a great memory for trivia, but I can't remember jokes, riddles or brain teasers like that.
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#3
04-10-2005, 04:14 PM
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Re: \"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
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Dear Jason, nothing's popping to mind. Oddly, I have a great memory for trivia, but I can't remember jokes, riddles or brain teasers like that. [/ QUOTE ] Dear bison, I'll leave you to ponder on the (I believe unique) answer; solving a puzzle is very satisfying. What is your favorite puzzle? Sincerely, Jason.
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04-10-2005, 08:58 PM
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Re: \"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
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Dear bison, Your vocabulary is incredibly impressive. Do you know of a word whose pronounciation changes when you capitalize its first letter? Sincerely, Jason. [/ QUOTE ] polish ----> Polish
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#5
04-10-2005, 09:03 PM
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Re: \"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
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[ QUOTE ] Dear bison, Your vocabulary is incredibly impressive. Do you know of a word whose pronounciation changes when you capitalize its first letter? Sincerely, Jason. [/ QUOTE ] polish ----> Polish [/ QUOTE ] Correct.
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#6
04-10-2005, 04:03 PM
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Re: \"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
Dear bisonbison,
Serious question, and nobody around here seems to know: About a week ago I accidentally put two packets of cream cheese along with some other groceries into the freezer. Now it's frozen solid, and I don't want to take it out before I know what to do with it. How do I thaw the cheese in a proper manner? I am lost because I've done this with yogurt before, and when I put the yogurt back in the fridge, it became all chunky and watery. Thanks, John
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04-10-2005, 04:05 PM
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Re: \"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
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Dear bisonbison, Serious question, and nobody around here seems to know: About a week ago I accidentally put two packets of cream cheese along with some other groceries into the freezer. Now it's frozen solid, and I don't want to take it out before I know what to do with it. How do I thaw the cheese in a proper manner? I am lost because I've done this with yogurt before, and when I put the yogurt back in the fridge, it became all chunky and watery. Thanks, John [/ QUOTE ] Damn if bison knows [censored] like this I'm going to be seriously impressed.
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#8
04-10-2005, 04:08 PM
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Re: \"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
Dear Yoshi,
If I remember correctly, the problem with frozen dairy products (if they're partially liquid) is that the lipids and the water seperate out in the freezing process, ruining the consistency. I think you can fix it by thawing it in the fridge and then blending it.
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#9
04-10-2005, 04:28 PM
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Re: \"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
Dear Bison:
Lately I have been having this strong attraction to another man. He is very funny and clever and is always trying to help other people. Problem is, I have never actually met this man in person and he lives far away. Would you suggest stalking him until I know for sure that it is true love, or just showing up at his door to confess my feelings? Mark PS- He also has good taste in hats.
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