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Re: Nominations for Greatest Warrior of All
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So is this thread the most dangerous badass or the coolest badass? Most Dangerous: Galactus Coolest: The Punisher Gayest: The Fonz or Batman's Robin (toss up) LLL [/ QUOTE ] Some people just don't understand the value... I find your lack of faith...disturbing. |
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Re: Nominations for Greatest Warrior of All
Anyone who has seen Advent Children will Admit that Cloud is clearly the greatest mortal fictional warrior created.. I only argue one man who can beat him
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Re: Nominations for Greatest Warrior of All
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[ QUOTE ] So is this thread the most dangerous badass or the coolest badass? Most Dangerous: Galactus Coolest: The Punisher Gayest: The Fonz or Batman's Robin (toss up) LLL [/ QUOTE ] Some people just don't understand the value... I find your lack of faith...disturbing. [/ QUOTE ] Evidence toward the Fonz being less than Heroic. 1) His office was a men's room. (Seems a little gay to me) 2) Once tried to pick up Richie Cunningham (albeit Richie was dressed as a woman) 3) Was all of 5'3 4) Worked as "Dean of Boys" with that tool Roger 5) He lived in Milwaukee 6) He wore a helmet when he made the motorcyle jump in front of Arnold's (What a wuss!) 7) His name was "Arthur" 8) He created his own gay dance "Do the Fonzie" I rest my case LLL |
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“My revenge is just begun! I spread it over centuries, and time is on my side. Your girls that you all love are mine already; and through them you and others shall yet be mine – my creatures, to do my bidding and to be my jackals when I want to feed.” I nominate Dracula. |
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Evidence toward the Fonz being less than Heroic. 1) His office was a men's room. (Seems a little gay to me) MEN's room, not little boys' room, please note. 2) Once tried to pick up Richie Cunningham (albeit Richie was dressed as a woman) [/b] Shows his enourmous mojo 3) Was all of 5'3 Shows he's an even more awesome warrior than some 7 foot barbarian 4) Worked as "Dean of Boys" with that tool Roger Who became the awesome Jefferson D'Arcy 5) He lived in Milwaukee You have to be tough to survive this 6) He wore a helmet when he made the motorcyle jump in front of Arnold's (What a wuss!) To stop the concrete from breaking 7) His name was "Arthur" Like King Arthur? 8) He created his own gay dance "Do the Fonzie" Because he was so confident in his masculinity. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Gilgamesh
Elric Darkseid Beowulf Cu Chulain I'm such a nerd:/ |
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Once again, I have to agree with diebitter. Fonzie was a member of a STREET GANG, "The Falcons". He also defeated the Malachi Brothers in a DEMOLITION DERBY. Perhaps his coup d'grace was performing a death defying waterski jump over a DEADLY GREAT WHITE SHARK. Questioning The Fonz' toughness only proves your discomfort with your own sexual tendencies. Perhaps your doctor can prescribe testosterone for you, so that you can try to slow down your metamorphosis into a giant vagina.
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[ QUOTE ] 6) He wore a helmet when he made the motorcyle jump in front of Arnold's (What a wuss!) To stop the concrete from breaking [/b] [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] I think I wet my pants. After I get cleaned up, I will present my retort. LLL |
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Once again, I have to agree with diebitter. Fonzie was a member of a STREET GANG, "The Falcons". He also defeated the Malachi Brothers in a DEMOLITION DERBY. Perhaps his coup d'grace was performing a death defying waterski jump over a DEADLY GREAT WHITE SHARK. Questioning The Fonz' toughness only proves your discomfort with your own sexual tendencies. Perhaps your doctor can prescribe testosterone for you, so that you can try to slow down your metamorphosis into a giant vagina. [/ QUOTE ] 1. "Falcons" are the gayest of all raptors. I've heard that their overwhelming gayness is threatening the future of the species. 2. The Malachi brothers looked like village people rejects and besides DEMOLITION DERBY?????? 3. Fonzie wore a life preserver when he jumped that shark. I also heard that the grease in his hair acts like shark repellant. If he was a real hero, he would have swam into the shark arena and gone mano y fino with the eating machine. more to come. |
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