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Old 11-29-2004, 01:09 PM
Fins Fins is offline
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Default Re: List of what NOT to get a Poker player

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I want the GW bush cards soooooo bad!

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Refering to these: W-Deck?
or some other deck?

- Fins
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Old 11-29-2004, 02:47 PM
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Default Re: List of what NOT to get a Poker player

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Maybe Mr. Hankey will leave this in your stocking.

http://shop.comedycentral.com/produc...amp;cp=1080337

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I just saw a tv commercial for that set a couple minutes ago.
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Old 12-02-2004, 02:38 PM
MelchyBeau MelchyBeau is offline
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Default Re: List of what NOT to get a Poker player

gotta add this to the list

http://games.teamxbox.com/xbox/964/W...ionship-Poker/

Melch
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Old 12-02-2004, 03:17 PM
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Default Re: List of what NOT to get a Poker player

Amazing how funny this stuff is....

Dear Santa,

I have been good this year. For christmas I would like...

1) I certainly would love an allin rubber band style bracelt. I think I might be able to fool my poker friends into thinking that is a WSOP bracelet. Definately would be good for the table image.

2) Some anal rententive felt with a special place to spill your beverages.

3) some crappy phil helmuth book

4) a goofy phil lakk unibomber bobble head action figure with special "all-in" gambling action moves when you flick the lever on his back.

5) A pokemon holdem set so I can get the 10 year old crowd involved in gambling at a very young age.

6) A crappy $10 ultra thin tee-shirt with some stupid poker phrase on it like "I have the nuts" or "I am all-in" or perhaps "Danger: I am a check-raiser" that would be sweet. Another table image bonus. Perhaps a matching hat that had a royal flush on it.

oh yeah, and some cool Fossilman-esque glasses. What about those ones with the google eyeballs hanging out. Table image baby, Table image......
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Old 12-02-2004, 03:51 PM
Yawkey Yawkey is offline
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Default Re: my entry...invisible cards!

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http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/INVSET.htm

yuck.

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I hate these cards so much. Who ever invented them should be shot right on the spot. Most of the other items mentioned so far are kind of funny, but I truely despise these cards.
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Old 12-02-2004, 04:09 PM
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Default Re: List of what NOT to get a Poker player

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gotta add this to the list

http://games.teamxbox.com/xbox/964/W...ionship-Poker/

Melch

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I thought at first that was going to be Phil H. on the cover of the box [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

Wonder if they made the cheat codes with a little huma:

Hellmuth... when the computer makes a suck out or bad play you get to whine & replay the hand

Ramer... allows you to see the others cards

Negreanu... always win with low suited connecters

Varkony... nothing but premium hands

Moneymaker... large bets never get called

or whatever the opposite of cheat codes would be...

Matusow... other computer players never stop talking & increases volume two notches

Siedel... nothing but tough calls... or long computer delays

- Fins
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Old 12-02-2004, 04:14 PM
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Default Re: List of what NOT to get a Poker player

If my xbox can beat me at poker, I'm in a world of hurt.
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Old 12-02-2004, 08:34 PM
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Default Re: List of what NOT to get a Poker player

Haven't seen this one yet ... a very special dealer button.

http://www.overstock.com/cgi-bin/d2....OD_ID=1030463#
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Old 12-04-2004, 10:34 PM
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Big Blind Money Clip

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Old 12-04-2004, 11:25 PM
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Royal Flush Toilet Seat

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