Rules for life

[TheArtist]

-Never turn down Sex
-Always pay attention


ThArtist

[Duke]

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3. never eat any kind of sausage out of a can

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Is this some sort of anal sex/fellatio guideline?

~D

[Duke]

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Never turn down Sex

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Unless it involves sausage that was recently in a can.

~D

[Duke]

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" is this a poker forum up in here? cuz now its as quiet as a church..."

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You say it wrong anyways.

~D

[Myrtle]

Never break a fart bubble with your nose when in a hot tub.........

Never swat a fly when standing in front of your toilet while peeing.....

[Phat Mack]

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Paige's rules originally appeared in the June 13, 1953 issue of Collier's. The version below is taken from his autobiography, Maybe I'll Pitch Forever (as told to David Lipman, 1962):

Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.

Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in society -- the social ramble ain't restful.

Avoid running at all times.

Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.

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[Andy B]

How 'bout when I'm standing in front of your toilet?

[berya]

Here is a gambling one.

Rule#1
Never land money to anybody and I mean anybody in a casino.

[Matt Flynn]

if it flies, floats or phucks, rent it.


"Abrahim, your grandmother was the most expensive piece of a$$ I ever had."

- Lucky Chances' Abe's grandfather, as told by Abe.

[RocketManJames]

My personal favorite:

If you're not wasted, then the day is.

-RMJ