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Old 08-31-2004, 04:01 PM
Wakko Wakko is offline
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Default MY FIRST QUEST - PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!

Folks!

Due to the alarming popularity of the "poker quest", which never seems to get old/stale/tired, I have decided to start a quest of my own. Over the next five months (that is about 150 days!) I will attempt to win enough money to afford a new vehicle for myself, as I am getting tired of my BMW. Here it is:




The Nissan Quest is by far the coolest vehicle on the road. With its sleek styling and sexy curves, I will be sure to get all the ladies/men (still haven't decided) I want! With my elite poker skills, I will attempt to win enough money for the down payment ($35.99) and then attempt to steal enough blinds through awful loose-aggressive style NL50 play to pay the monthly finance charges ($7.99 + tax). Please wish me well, this is my first quest and I really want to brag about it to all my friends on IRC.

Hopefully I will be pushing this awesome ride very, very soon!

WISH ME LUCK!
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Old 08-31-2004, 04:07 PM
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I hate those commercials
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Old 08-31-2004, 04:14 PM
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Default Re: MY FIRST QUEST - PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!

c'mon man if you're going to make a joke about a cheap car at least do it with one that is ACTUALLY CHEAP....

http://autos.yahoo.com/newcars/hyund..._overview.html
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Old 08-31-2004, 04:18 PM
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Default Re: MY FIRST QUEST - PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!

This is a joke about the car?

I actually think the new Quest is pretty cool.

Edit: Duhh, I'm slow, Quest for the Nissan Quest, I get it now [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 08-31-2004, 04:21 PM
Wakko Wakko is offline
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Default Re: MY FIRST QUEST - PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!

Well, duh!

It's awesome. I'm gonna have a TV installed in mine.

Also a bed, and probably a fridge, because I'm sure all the sex I'll have in it will make me very hungry (for food/beer).

So far -25BB but I'm feeling "due". I'll keep you posted.

- A.P. (also playstation 2)
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Old 08-31-2004, 04:25 PM
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Any coupon works, beware of paper cuts!
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Old 08-31-2004, 04:33 PM
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*shudder*
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Old 08-31-2004, 04:56 PM
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WOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-31-2004, 05:14 PM
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I think Phil Helmuth has one of these.
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