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MY FIRST QUEST - PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!
Folks!
Due to the alarming popularity of the "poker quest", which never seems to get old/stale/tired, I have decided to start a quest of my own. Over the next five months (that is about 150 days!) I will attempt to win enough money to afford a new vehicle for myself, as I am getting tired of my BMW. Here it is: The Nissan Quest is by far the coolest vehicle on the road. With its sleek styling and sexy curves, I will be sure to get all the ladies/men (still haven't decided) I want! With my elite poker skills, I will attempt to win enough money for the down payment ($35.99) and then attempt to steal enough blinds through awful loose-aggressive style NL50 play to pay the monthly finance charges ($7.99 + tax). Please wish me well, this is my first quest and I really want to brag about it to all my friends on IRC. Hopefully I will be pushing this awesome ride very, very soon! WISH ME LUCK! |
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Re: MY FIRST QUEST - PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!
I hate those commercials
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Re: MY FIRST QUEST - PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!
c'mon man if you're going to make a joke about a cheap car at least do it with one that is ACTUALLY CHEAP....
http://autos.yahoo.com/newcars/hyund..._overview.html |
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Re: MY FIRST QUEST - PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!
This is a joke about the car?
I actually think the new Quest is pretty cool. Edit: Duhh, I'm slow, Quest for the Nissan Quest, I get it now [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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Re: MY FIRST QUEST - PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!
Well, duh!
It's awesome. I'm gonna have a TV installed in mine. Also a bed, and probably a fridge, because I'm sure all the sex I'll have in it will make me very hungry (for food/beer). So far -25BB but I'm feeling "due". I'll keep you posted. - A.P. (also playstation 2) |
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Re: MY FIRST QUEST - PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!
Any coupon works, beware of paper cuts!
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*shudder*
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WOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: MY FIRST QUEST - PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!
I think Phil Helmuth has one of these.
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