You have a poker addiction when...

[JaneDow]

...you read the Gamblers Anonymous pay-off line as "Winners know when to Fold!"

[JaneDow]

...you get to the pay station at the local supermarket and pay for the coca-cola you're buying with an all-in push of quarters you've managed to stack up.

[Toro]

Instead of getting some work done, you're on this damn site all day!

[JaneDow]

...you pull up to a gas station and request a $25 - $2 buy-in from the gas attendant.

[QuickLearner]

...you leave a restaurant as soon as you find out that they're out of the fish special.

[Czech_Razor]

You think the old saw "Sex is good, but poker lasts longer" is true.

[JaneDow]

...a pit-stop at the local poker room becomes more regular than a pit-stop at the local McDonalds.

[ZeeJustin]

Jebus. Not a single one of these posts is even remotely funny. Don't try to save this thread, just let it die, please.

[JaneDow]

...you try and save a dead thread

Just trying to have a little fun and liven up the humour a tad ZeeJustin. Sorry you feel that none of these are funny, but you sir are welcome to post a funny saying, not to save the thread but to spread a little humour. But I guess that's up to you...

[Thythe]

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Jebus. Not a single one of these posts is even remotely funny. Don't try to save this thread, just let it die, please.

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I was thinking the same thing, though I'm a hypocrite for bumping it up, damn.