What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?

[AceSteve]

BigBaitsim - Thanks for this priceless post.

A few nights ago I was playing at the local card room here in St. Pete and an old man that was getting his head beat in looked to a kid across from the table and said, "You are luckier than a sh*t house rat in a flood."

[toby]

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"I figured everyone else had all the good cards, so my cards were going to flop."

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I've heard this said quite often at one of the games I play in. (low stakes NL) Interesting strategy Cotton, let's see if it works out for them.

[SaintAces]

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"I figured everyone else had all the good cards, so my cards were going to flop."

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I've heard this said quite often at one of the games I play in. (low stakes NL) Interesting strategy Cotton, let's see if it works out for them.

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Is that a dodgeball reference [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[jedi]

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My favorite: When first to act on the flop he goes, "I check raise"

Needless to say everyone folded to him!

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My buddy did this twice during a hand. Incredibly, the player on his left bet, got 2 callers and check-raised like he promised (on flop and turn). He drug a nice pot. The dealer was impressed when he had the balls to say what he was going to do, and then to do it, TWICE!

When I tried it, I got 2 callers. One caught runner-runner straight, another caught 2 pair. Urgh...

[Jim Kuhn]

In a home $10/$20 holdem game about fifteen years ago there was this one guy that was quite a character. When he would win a big pot he would announce very loudly 'PUSH LOSERS'.

Another night an old widow woman lost about $2,000. When she lost her last hand she slammed down the cards and headed for the door. As she opened the door he yelled out 'Millie'. She turned and yelled 'WHAT'. He said 'tell them where you got it'. She yelled 'YOU NO GOOD SON OF A *$%*&, slammed the door shut, and went after him. She got to the table and reared up her hand to slap him and he was covering up like crazy! She turned and left, slamming the door behind her.

Thank you,

Jim Kuhn
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[fireman664]

online about a year ago, Im in a pot against 2 fish. I have J10 suited, and have flopped an open ended str8 draw, and the board also has a flush draw (different suit than mine). Fish min. bets, I call other fish folds. turn is junk, same thing..min. bet, call. river misses me, but hits the flush (that Im not chassing). fish min bets, I bluff the flush for a pot size bet...fish thinks, and thinks..then calls (UGH). Pot comes my way??? He shows like 85 (no pair, 8 high). He then types in "I knew you were bluffing".

[fireman664]

im lost...got what?

[JoeU]

I have an all new favorite for you internet junkies! This was typed in last night in my .50-1.00 game:

"This software rewards bad play".

This was said by a player who witnessed a big suckout the previous hand.

To quote a term from sfer, put a lo-jack on this guy! I want to know what table he's at at all times!

Joe

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online about a year ago, Im in a pot against 2 fish. I have J10 suited, and have flopped an open ended str8 draw, and the board also has a flush draw (different suit than mine). Fish min. bets, I call other fish folds. turn is junk, same thing..min. bet, call. river misses me, but hits the flush (that Im not chassing). fish min bets, I bluff the flush for a pot size bet...fish thinks, and thinks..then calls (UGH). Pot comes my way??? He shows like 85 (no pair, 8 high). He then types in "I knew you were bluffing".

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That`s a classic. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[TripleH68]

Players in my online games lately have claimed that online play is looser than live play...because it is "rigged to encourage more action." What???