What % of online players......

[for teh win]

According to the confidential results of an online survey acquired from an undisclosed blue chip online casino:

Customer demographics
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fat = 21,3%
skinny = 76,0%
ugly = 93,1%
skinny & ugly = 67,8%
skinny & ugly & computer degree & pens in breast pocket = 64,2%

female = 2,1% (of total customer base)
extra-terrestrial* = 7,6% ( " )

male = 92,9% (proportion of all female avatars)
male & skinny & sexual deviant & extra-terrestrial = 84,3% ( " )

*) Extra-terrestrial includes both inhabitants of all stellar bodies in the solar system other than Earth (including the moon and the asteroid belt) and outer space. The outer space sub-group amounts to 71,6% of the total count of extra-terrestrial customers.

To prevent misinterpretation of data and further spread of prejudice the author would like to point out that not all outer space extra-terrestrials use female avatars, neither are they necessarily sexually deviant, facts he is a living proof of. He is rather skinny though.