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Old 06-20-2004, 11:54 PM
The WET BEAVER The WET BEAVER is offline
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Name all the critters you can find on a woman's body
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Old 06-21-2004, 01:10 AM
The WET BEAVER The WET BEAVER is offline
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Name all the critters you can find on a woman's body:


two calves,

an arse with cream smeared all over it,

a wet beaver,

ten little piggies,

a furry oyster,

a smelly clam,

a hundred crabs,

and a dead fish that nobody can find!
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Old 06-21-2004, 01:21 AM
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Forgot the Camel Toe
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Old 06-21-2004, 06:16 AM
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You'll be disappointed because it lacks sexual innuendo, but don't forget the Hare that is on her head.
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Old 06-21-2004, 10:05 AM
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an arse with cream smeared all over it,



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These are better served with Cooking grease or Olive oil.

With the "cream" one must wonder if they are getting sloppy seconds.
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Old 06-21-2004, 10:57 AM
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You'll be disappointed because it lacks sexual innuendo....

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Theres plenty of that in your "why boobs?" thread Flat Chested.
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Old 06-21-2004, 11:10 AM
Bump-en-Stein Bump-en-Stein is offline
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You'll be disappointed because it lacks sexual innuendo....

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Theres plenty of that in your "why boobs?" thread Flat Chested.

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Dilbert. What does that have to do with Internet Gambling. I thought you were clear on the posting requirements.

Lest you accuse me of same, I must point out an alarming amount of sexual innuendo in players' names at a lot of online poker rooms. I have a sneeking suspicion those names are not real. Kinda reminds me of adult film star names, but those, I believe are real.
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Old 06-21-2004, 11:17 AM
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Dilbert. What does that have to do with Internet Gambling. I thought you were clear on the posting requirements.

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What does anything in this thread have to do with internet gambling? Look to other threads for that Simon... er Bumpy.

BTW, do you think ChristinaB should get that boob job?
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Old 06-21-2004, 11:23 AM
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Dilbert perhaps a poll both in News/views and here on the zoo are needed. It is a very good question and I bet would get a lot of response.

Kudos for your first good post/reply.
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Old 06-21-2004, 06:07 PM
Bump-en-Stein Bump-en-Stein is offline
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BTW, do you think ChristinaB should get that boob job?

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Yes, considering the fact YOU can do a perfect headstand on her chest.

She is what is known as a "Carpenter's Dream" - flat as a board and easy to nail.
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