What happens when poker-players go to hell?

[BettnTibetn]

that would be fun for me
...i love to see helmuth cry

[Bataglin]

Yes, to begin with you will be thrilled bashing the Crybaby. But after a while you will be exhausted of all his whining, and you'll be ready to give up your soul just to let him win a hand.

[Al_Capone_Junior]

al

[oddjob]

you have no money, and in front of you is the sweetest game in the world. people just dumping money. and to make matters worse, the same guy tells you teh same bad beat story over and over and over and over and over...

[dogmeat]

They play in tournaments that offer ice water for prizes and always get busted out at the bubble.

Dogmeat [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

[trillig]

I think you get dealt 72o every hand and the flop is always 3 paint cards rainbowed.

The cocktail waitress is a shemale dressed like mary poppins and never asks you if you want anything, and ignores you if you try....

[ACPlayer]

They only play in 4 handed games and the other seats all have players trained by Tommy Angelo (he is in heaven eating a fruit plate and playing in games with clueless Poker newbies).