Punk's Corner

[Steven Punk]

Today's subject is about time management at the poker table. This goes for online or live action.

Let's say you are playing poker but you need to take Fee Fee your pedagreed poodle to a well distinguished dog show. This take proper planning.

The rule of crumb is to arrive 20 minutes early. This is not a dinner party where you come at least 2 hours late. While at the party you must make sure to completely ignore 2/3rds of the greetings you get from those at stations below your own while hoping you are acknowledged by those with a more lofty station (this last part I need not worry about it is for the peasants).

One thing you may never forget is too have your animal completely dehydragoric before coming to the show. The last thing you need is for the animal to act like an animal.

As always class keep your head up and next time we will work on the proper way to walk.

[Alobar]

bravo, more excellent advice! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Steven Purple]

Sir Punk has once again quenched my thirst for knowlege.

Where would the rest of us be without him?

[Big Mo]

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Sir Punk has once again quenched my thirst for knowlege.

Where would the rest of us be without him?

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I would be eating chicken wings and rubbing the grease all over Mason and Grannie, that's where I would be.

I was wondering what happened to astroglide? Ever since that crane dropped me on him he hasn't made a noise.

[Bad Apple]

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Sir Punk has once again quenched my thirst for knowlege.

Where would the rest of us be without him?

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Does this odd ball really need an a$$ wipe?

[Prickly Pete]

Punk - good
Purple/Pink/Pweek - bad

[Steven Punk]

Ahhh another underling has joined the Punk cause. My historian has put your name in the books and I now deem you eccolight of the Punk.

[Dilbert]

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Punk - good
Purple/Pink/Pweek - bad


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Wrong.

Pink = good

Punk/Purple = bad

Pweek = possibly good, insufficient information.

[Steven Punk]

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Punk - good
Purple/Pink/Pweek - bad


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Wrong.

Pink = good

Punk/Purple = bad

Pweek = possibly good, insufficient information.




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Hey leave my Prick alone! He knows what he's talking about.

Are you looking for another hand out?

[Dilbert]

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Hey leave my Prick alone!

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It figures that this is the one word you know how to spell.