Punk's Corner

[Steven Punk]

We've come to the session you have all been waiting for, the pick up lines. These are designed for an upperclass peasant so don't think we are giving you the royal court ones.

1. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

2. Hey babe you still have all your teeth, wanna see my junk?

3. I lost my phone number can I borrow yours?

4. Do you bleach? Cause those are the whitest teeth I've ever come across.

It pained me to have my scribe write these but they are at your level. I'm enjoying the fan mail, as well as the applications for accolight and scribe.

I aim to please.

[G Money]

G don't need no lines to attract his hos. I just untie Billy from my knee and they come running to G for som fixin.

[goodguy_1]

one word for you-LITHIUM!!

[Gamblor]

Hey babe you still have all your teeth, wanna see my junk?

The only funny one.

The rest are awful both in practice and for comedic purposes. Not that I would know.

My favourite pickup line:

Hi, (point out something in the nearby environment and crack a joke). Sorry, what was your name again?

I'm enjoying the fan mail, as well as the applications for accolight and scribe.

"Accolight" is spelled Acolyte. As a Briton Royal (and thus a devout Protestant/Anglican), I'm sure you are aware that acolytes are members of the Catholic Church.

Acolytes are as well Farooq and Bradshaw, but I'm sure that reference is below your station.

Them Eton teachers ain't all they is cracked up to be, eh?

[Steven Purple]

The army grows!

[Steven Punk]

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Hey babe you still have all your teeth, wanna see my junk?

The only funny one.

The "whitest teeth I ever come across" is a weak double entendre at best. The rest are awful both in practice and for comedic purposes. Not that I would know.

My favourite pickup line:

Hi, (point out something in the nearby environment and crack a joke). Sorry, what was your name again?

I'm enjoying the fan mail, as well as the applications for accolight and scribe.

"Accolight" is spelled Acolyte. As a Briton Royal (and thus a devout Protestant/Anglican), I'm sure you are aware that acolytes are members of the Catholic Church.

Acolytes are as well Farooq and Bradshaw, but I'm sure that reference is below your station.

Them Eton teachers ain't all they is cracked up to be, eh?

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I know 478 languages on this planet alone. I have to tell you that Mashoogana rolls off the tongue better than any.

Continue your training son.

[Big Mo]

My fav is:

"Dance on your toes and I'll throw you a cheeseburger."

[Prickly Pete]

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Acolytes are as well Farooq and Bradshaw, but I'm sure that reference is below your station.


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Lol. I almost made a similar post the other day, but wondered if it get lost in the shuffle.

[The Real Don]

You keep talking down to people where I can see it, you won't be playing with the fish you'll be sleeping with them.

I haven't seen a dime from you or your organization and this put you in a situation if you get my meaning.

Also stop complaining about the scribes I send they make a mean pasta.

[Simon Diamond]

Acolytes are as well Farooq and Bradshaw, but I'm sure that reference is below your station.

No longer, Ron Simmons got the boot a couple weeks back. A shame, the APA kicked ass. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Simon