Party Poker ABSOLUTES

[zuluking]

After having watched a fish suck out on me for the umpteenth time, I've come up with a few PP Absolutes. Feel free to add on......

Ax is a good hand to the river.

Any 2 suited can call any raise before the flop.

With any medium or small pair, raise and re-raise before the flop.

If you hold Q 10, and the flop is K A 2, that is an open-ended straight draw.

ALWAYS call a raise from the BB, no matter what you have.

ALMOST always call a raise from the SB, UNLESS you have 2 cards lower than 5.

If you have 2 suited cards, and you flop one of your suit, that is a good flush draw.

ALWAYS complain outloud when the following hands get cracked: AA, KK, QQ, JJ, AK, and AQ.

Promise outloud that you'll never raise before the flop again when the following hands get cracked: AK, AQ, and AJ suited.

When one of the above hands does hold up, tell everyone at the table, "First time that's happened all day."

When you play absolute garbage, and pull out the miracle on the river, you must say, "I had a feeling on that one. That's why I called the pre-flop cap and with all that money, I had to stay to the river."

[Uston]

ALMOST always call a raise from the SB, UNLESS you have 2 cards lower than 5.

Fold a potential straight? Are you out of your freaking mind?

[Robk]

ALWAYS bluff your entire stack at the empty side pot, forcing Rob to fold the winner while your 9 high loses to the all-in guy.

[N4CER1]

LOL I believe all of this......go to the Holdem general forum and read the post: It is like playing on the freeway....you will like it....

[TylerD]

Is this a Phil Hellmuth quote?

[GrannyMae]

Feel free to add on......


any combination of starting cards that could be doubled down in blackjack, should be played like suited aces

[zuluking]

If you limp in with garbage and there is a raise/re-raise, cap it to, "Build a pot."