Pipe Smoking

[J.A.Sucker]

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what bugs me is that i have to leave the table to go pee, when i could just go on the knee of the person sitting next to me. why is that discouraged in a poker room.

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They may allow this at the Commerce, especially for you, Ray. You like to sit in the 1 & 9 seats, so the person next to you is the dealer...

[Ulysses]

Oops. I thought this was a SpeedRacer Chip Ho post. Carry on.

[TJSWAN]

[Lottery Larry]

well, if we're going to allow smoking in a room, pipe or cigar is MUCH better than nasty old cigarettes to me.

Not that I want any smoking, but...

[andyfox]

[scrub]

If you are the reincarnation of TT, I think your new stuff is much funnier than the animal stuff.

Someone gave me a pipe for christmas a few years ago. I could never keep the damned thing lit, and I think the smell actually bothered people more than the pack a day I used to smoke...

Having quit, I could never deal with playing in a room that allowed smoking.

scrub

[phishfan]

If that's what it'll take to smoke wherever I want, I'll tie a urinal cake to my shoe.

[Al_Capone_Junior]

Look ray, our plan is foiled. Obviously these people have not only figured out that I can blow smoke rings in such a fashion as to convey complex poker information to you, my cohort, but also that you can pee conplex information under the table. So the jig is up. We're busted. I guess we'll just have to play good cards from now on.

al