1000 in 100 12/3

[Anadrol 50]

Things have been going according to plan. I am currently ahead of pace to reach my goal...

I see that there is another 1000 in 100 thread...Soda started a trend! The post a few days back, XXX in XXX was extremely funny!

I took a few days off over Thanksgiving as I was away visiting family. One night I played and introduced my brother to the game. Both he and my dad did not even know of online poker's existance. They enjoyed watching me play and are eager to learn the game. My brother asked me the next day if the site was open on Sundays....

Once December started I switched to 2-4. The games appear to be very similar to 1-2. They seem slightly more aggressive and most people seem to be better funded. Have others found this to be the case ?

Yesterday as I was playing 2 2-4 tables and stuck about 175 (combined), my girlfriend started nagging me to het off the computer. I had suffered a few huge bad beats and felt that both of these tables were profitable. I wanted to continue. She kept nagging. She then started to do a strip dance to try to get me to leave the pc which I would normally do, but as she was doing this I got QQ on one screen and KK on another. Since I wasn't looking at her she got annoyed and started to call me names. She then started touching my member (I don't know what term to use as I don't want to get banned) in a sexual manner. During this period I started hitting hands and she kept going. She ended up performing oral sex on me as I played. It was strange because I was going on a great run and feeling physical pleasure. I lasted for about 20 minutes (longer than usual) and turned my huge negative into a slight win in a short amount of time.

Last week I went to talk to somebody on Party and I received a message that my chat was blocked and I should call customer service. I called them and they informed me that my chat will be blocked for 48 hours as I was rude to somebody at my table. He then went on to explain to me that people at Party need to feel comfortable. Has this happend to anybody else ? What is the second offense penalty.

I jus installed the new patch for Pokertracker. This thing kicks ass! You can actually watch old hands played back to you....

Date Result Net Pace

11/1/2003 84 10
11/2/2003 79 163 20
11/3/2003 -53 110 30
11/4/2003 39 149 40
11/5/2003 -11 138 50
11/6/2003 -16 122 60
11/7/2003 67 189 70
11/8/2003 63 252 80
11/9/2003 -37 215 90
11/10/2003 21 236 100
11/11/2003 104 340 110
11/12/2003 20 360 120
11/13/2003 92 452 130
11/14/2003 -13 439 140
11/15/2003 -20 419 150
11/16/2003 -117 302 160
11/17/2003 302 170
11/18/2003 3 305 180
11/19/2003 27 332 190
11/20/2003 62 394 200
11/21/2003 16 410 210
11/22/2003 24 434 220
11/23/2003 17 451 230
11/24/2003 -30 421 240
11/25/2003 13 434 250
11/26/2003 -27 407 260
11/27/2003 407 270
11/28/2003 407 280
11/29/2003 41 448 290
11/30/2003 448 300
12/1/2003 79 527 310
12/2/2003 15 542 320
12/3/2003 68 610 330

[Gahnia radula]

DUDE....your girlfriend ROCKS!!!!!

[Ulysses]

The next time someone posts about why online poker sucks and B&M is way better, someone will have to point them to this post.

[Billman]

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The next time someone posts about why online poker sucks and B&M is way better, someone will have to point them to this post.

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I was under the impression you could get similar treatment at the Hustler Casino in Ca.

[Hatchthunder]

Does she have a sister?

[TheLoser]

haha, I like the post. Before I turned into a huge loser and started playing poker 12 hours a day I used to do this...move the computer chair away fromt he deskbend your girlfriend or whoever u have there over the desk abd get her to click while you do your thing. The downside of this is you can only play 1 table at a time usually but I never used to mind. As I said this was before poker totally took over my life and I stopped talking to females.

[nykenny]

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I was under the impression you could get similar treatment at the Hustler Casino in Ca.

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Really? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[nykenny]

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She then started to do a strip dance to try to get me to leave the pc which I would normally do, but as she was doing this I got QQ on one screen and KK on another.

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i proceeded to roll on the floor laughing at my workplace when i got to this part. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[coolhandsun]

did you tip her some of your winnings?

[Monty Cantsin]

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I lasted for about 20 minutes (longer than usual) and turned my huge negative into a slight win in a short amount of time.

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This is what's known as betting "on the come".

/mc