Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win - Page 4

Patrick del Poker Grande · #31 12-28-2005, 05:51 PM

Let's just get "O RLY?" out of the way right now.

Hiding · #32 12-28-2005, 05:59 PM

Do I look fat in these tights?

deacsoft · #33 12-28-2005, 06:03 PM

"GOTCHA! It's tempature taking time."

YourFoxyGrandma · #34 12-28-2005, 06:12 PM

"Did you hear Pat Morita died?"
"Who?"
"Mr. Miyagi, from Karate Kid."
"Oh really? Damn, I loved that guy."
"Yeah, me too."
"Yeah..."
"Didn't he do the voice of that doctor guy in uhm...what's it called?"
"No, that was Tim Curry."

FishAndChips · #35 12-28-2005, 06:20 PM

"God, I wish I knew how to quit you!"

soko · #36 12-28-2005, 06:26 PM

You call with that *&$# ?!

diebitter · #37 12-28-2005, 06:28 PM

"you know how I know you're gay? Cos you keep looking at my horn and licking your lips!"

SL__72 · #38 12-28-2005, 06:34 PM

"Are you hungry? Cuz its time for a knuckle sandwhich!"

#39 12-28-2005, 06:41 PM

"Oh, grandma! What a large shiny metallic growth you have on your head!"

Easy E · #40 12-28-2005, 06:45 PM

How much do you win, that you will be giving us a quarter?