"I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire"

[slickpoppa]

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5) No, I don't give a [censored] that you wouldn't piss on me if I were on fire. Believe me, I would never count on a pathetic individual like you for anything. I have plenty of real friends that I can count on, which is not something you can probably really relate to.

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Although his OP was long and rambling, TD is a good guy and definitely not a cheapskate.