A poker joke that rocks the table

Rod Jr · #1 12-24-2005, 03:53 AM

When ever I win a pot and then someone says, "Nice hand." I always say, "Thanks I just got a manicure."

One time this guy was laughing and he farted in his pants. Try it, it brings down the house.

edge · #2 12-24-2005, 03:59 AM

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL TY FOR THE GREAT FIRST POST

UATrewqaz · #3 12-24-2005, 04:06 AM

Try

"Thanks, I use them to masturbate."

and see how the table reacts

but the sad thing is I will try this joke out with my friends soon.

Rod Jr · #4 12-24-2005, 04:07 AM

np, glad you got a kick out of it. First time i heard it, i about died.

shant · #5 12-24-2005, 04:18 AM

LOL

lighterjobs · #6 12-24-2005, 04:36 AM

hahaha awesome.

#7 12-24-2005, 06:29 AM

when i fart, it isn't very funny. I must suck.

chesspain · #8 12-24-2005, 08:51 AM

That was funny?...even Big Steve would think that this joke was lame.

TexArcher · #9 12-24-2005, 12:39 PM

I don't get it?

#10 12-24-2005, 01:38 PM

I don't know why, but that is hilarious!! For a groaner, that one is awesome!