Why My Country Is Better Than Your Country NSFW

[Gunny Highway]

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I don't even get which one of them is supposed to be better. They're both fruitballs, and they're both lusted after by throngs of 12 year old girls. What's the difference?

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Johnny Depp a "fruitball"? Wha-wha-what?

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Are you comparing the actors or the pirates? Either way, I can't say either is actually gay, but they're both pretty damn effeminate.