Returning to the USA for Xmas...Advice for Americans...

[jaxUp]

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Is the problem my tone? Okay. I take it all back. Let me rephrase:

Hi Americans! How are you today? You have a lovely country! I heart Mickey Mouse!

Hey, is that a box of donuts you are eating by yourself? Wow! Those look yummy! Hey, how much do you weight? Only, 350lbs? Wow, you really dont show it!

Say, have you ever heard of chinesse rice soup? You can eat it for breakfast. You can flavor it with fresh bamboo, ginger, chilli pepper and anything else you like. And hey, why not try drinking water instead of Coke, atleast early in the morning!

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OP was way better. Your tone was fine. And I would like to point out that most of what you said goes for Canadians as well. The Christianity thing not so much.

[Cancuk]

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Is the problem my tone? Okay. I take it all back. Let me rephrase:

Hi Americans! How are you today? You have a lovely country! I heart Mickey Mouse!

Hey, is that a box of donuts you are eating by yourself? Wow! Those look yummy! Hey, how much do you weight? Only, 350lbs? Wow, you really dont show it!

Say, have you ever heard of chinesse rice soup? You can eat it for breakfast. You can flavor it with fresh bamboo, ginger, chilli pepper and anything else you like. And hey, why not try drinking water instead of Coke, atleast early in the morning!

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OP was way better. Your tone was fine. And I would like to point out that most of what you said goes for Canadians as well. The Christianity thing not so much.

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We have a higher standard of living, switching between us and Norway for the top two. We live longer, we kill WAY less, we excersise WAY more (less fat/obese). Actually, according to a study, American males are twice as obese as Canadian males, and American women are three times as Obese as Canadian women.

Just to let you know.

[jaxUp]

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We have a higher standard of living, switching between us and Norway for the top two. We live longer, we kill WAY less, we excersise WAY more (less fat/obese). Actually, according to a study, American males are twice as obese as Canadian males, and American women are three times as Obese as Canadian women.

Just to let you know.

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I am Canadian. I just think we're well on our way towards being in the same place. I know we Canadians pride ourselves on being "not American" but I think that with respect to most of OP's points, we are the same, or headed down the same path.

[dblgutshot]

Yeah, Canadians (especially the youth) are getting fat assed too.

Also, trashing people for their accents is retarded. Everyone has a different idea of what accents are annoying. I am Chinese and personally I can't stand listening to Thai or Vietnamese people speak. However, its not a reason to hate them because of how they have grown up.

I really hope KKF isn't one of the many caucasians I've met who live in Asia for a while and for some reason end up speaking broken English with a retarded asian accent. I wish death to all of these people.

[daryn]

i think KKF is asian

[sublime]

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i think KKF is asian

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i am pretty sure he is at least half 'white'.

[fluxrad]

Am I the only one who read this thread and thought of



"YOU SO STUPID!!! YOU AMERICAN SO FAT, DUMB, AND STUPID!!!!!!"

Yes KKF, you are a dickhole.