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OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
Slacker called me this morning wanting to know if I wanted to meet for lunch, and I said no 'cause I needed to work. He went on to tell me about how much money he won at the casino (most of it off of IHateKeithSmart) so I decided to let him take me to lunch (it's been a cold cereal and Spaghetti-O's kind of week for me). He picked Hooters. I closed my tables and drove to meet him.
The Hooters by Slacker is about 1/2 from his house. It is attached to a bowling alley that used to be a night club that used to be a bowling alley. Such is progress in Marana, AZ. At first I couldn't see Slacker, just a table with four Hooters waitresses surrounding some dorky guy. Found him. I walked to the table and he had a deck of cards and was giving Let It Ride lessons to the girls. As is often the case, the girls dispersed once I sat down. He had a buffalo sampler appetizer and we both ordered ham and cheese sandwiches. After lunch we put STTF-HUC-II contestants names into an empty beer pitcher and Lyndsey* and Andrea* conducted the drawing. The high point of an unintentional-comedy filled afternoon was when Lyndsey told Slacker she didn't know how to read backwards (couldn't figure out how Citanul was lunatic backwards). Any way . . . on to the drawing. Calcutta entrants on left - "horses" on right. 1. SFB - Gramps 2. Citanul - FieryJustice 3. Irieguy - bellytimber 4. Zen - Lacky (Hooters is rigged!!!) 5. 66's - WebGuySteve 6. Slacker - Raptor 7. Cleinen - Irieguy 8. Networkman - The4Aces 9. Wuwei - Deuce2High 10.Ilya - ZeroPointMachine 11.Raptor - IHateKeithSmart 12.Lacky - Bones 13.Bones - Yugo [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] 14.Beef - ddogdane 15.Bluefeet - Apathy 16.NewtBuggs - Cleinen 17.ZeroPoint Machine - John Hurst 18.ZeroPoint Machine - Unarmed 19.Bearly - Daliman 20.Zippy - Adanthar 21.SJC - SuitedSixes 22.IHateKeithSmart - Raptor 23 Gramps - SlimPickens 24.Duece2High - Wuwei 25.Inyaface - Traheho 26.Apathy - TheNoodleMan 27.Shilly - Bonafone 28.bjb23 - good2cu 29.BDarch - J-Lo 30.GrekeHaus - Mcpherzen 31.GtrHtr - durron597 32.mLagoo - Proell After the drawing, Slacker dealt LetItRide to the two girls and me. The girls are going to be in Vegas this weekend for Lyndsey's 21st birthday. I gave her Irieguy's phone number (and the award for Best Friend of the Day goes to ...). We played about 10 hands with white sugar packets equalling $10 and Sweet N' Lo playing as $50. I lost the equivalent of a box of Frosted Flakes, and the girls each won enough for a diabetic coma. A good time was had by all. The End. *Actual Lyndsey and Andrea may not necessarily be represented. |
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Re: OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
Alright durron, meet me on Stars tonight for some HU. You will be pwning this thing!
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Re: OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
I am proud to have gotten behind a fellow 22s player. We are gonna take you all down to chinatown.
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Re: OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
wtf us up with Zen getting Lacky again? SFB give us the odds on that rigged bs. Not that I think Lacky has a prayer this time around. My money (literally) is on durron!!
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Re: OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
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wtf us up with Zen getting Lacky again? SFB give us the odds on that rigged bs. Not that I think Lacky has a prayer this time around. My money (literally) is on durron!! [/ QUOTE ] If it was rigged, I would have Lacky. |
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Re: OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
[censored]
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Re: OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
The best part of this thread is the kid in the picture. Look at his eyes:
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Re: OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
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The girls are going to be in Vegas this weekend for Lyndsey's 21st birthday. I gave her Irieguy's phone number (and the award for Best Friend of the Day goes to ...) [/ QUOTE ] POTY Irieguy |
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Re: OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
6. Slacker - Raptor
22.IHateKeithSmart - Raptor ?? |
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Re: OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
Nice avatar
Yugoslav |
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