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Why not to talk [censored] with the nuts.
(This post is purely for comical purposes, this is NOT a bad beat post).
As soon as he pushed the flop, I said," Sorry sloppy you ran into a made hand." And this is how i'm rewarded. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font> UTG+1 ($68) UTG+2 ($173.70) MP1 ($120.01) MP2 ($199.45) MP3 ($293.70) CO ($233.70) <font color="#C00000">Button ($293.95)</font> SB ($223.50) BB ($58.50) <font color="#C00000">Hero ($670.08)</font> Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $1. <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $7</font>, UTG+1 calls $7, UTG+2 calls $7, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, Button calls $7, SB (poster) calls $6, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>. Flop: ($37) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $35</font>, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 folds, SB folds, Hero calls $251.95. Turn: ($323.95) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> River: ($323.95) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Final Pot: $323.95 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> Hero has Kd Kc (full house, kings full of eights). Button has 8c 8h (four of a kind, eights). Outcome: Button wins $323.95. </font> [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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Re: Why not to talk [censored] with the nuts.
the converter screwed up again, theres another 250 dollars in that pot. Button pushed.
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Re: Why not to talk [censored] with the nuts.
[censored] happens, and then you deal with it.
That said, I try not to talk like this to people, it's bad karma [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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Re: Why not to talk [censored] with the nuts.
Well him and his two friends are probaly going to sign up under me for rakeback, so in the end I think everything works itself out. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Re: Why not to talk [censored] with the nuts.
The only good thing about this post is that it seems that you handle variance very well. I consider myself to be very good at not tilting, but a beat like that would at the very least cause me to punch something near me (like a wall, or a desk). And I certainly wouldn't be able to put smiley faces next to it...
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Re: Why not to talk [censored] with the nuts.
First off, you edited your post, but you didn't fix it.
Second off, . this really isn't that funny... except that you called him "sloppy." Third off, they have a forum for this kind of post. Fourth off, sorry about the 1 outer. |
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Re: Why not to talk [censored] with the nuts.
i seriously have no idea why idiots like you feel a need to make a speech prior to calling with nuts -- just a personality flaw i guess
you are obviously playing poker for reasons other than the money your opponent in the hand simply ran into a very bad confrontation.. absolutely no need for such nonsense |
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Re: Why not to talk [censored] with the nuts.
I have been playing with the guy quite a while, when your in a hand with someone your familiar with @ B&M theres usually a few words exchanged.
Also, theres no need to say "idiots like you." I've been hit twice in my poker career by hands that were less than .5% to win: Runner Runner 2 to 1 outers for large pots. Those were beats, but they happen. However this wasn't that bad of a beat, he was 4.3% to win and had significant equity in the pot. |
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Re: Why not to talk [censored] with the nuts.
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he was 4.3% to win and had significant equity in the pot. [/ QUOTE ] Huh?? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] KoW |
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Re: Why not to talk [censored] with the nuts.
Significant was the wrong word, obviously...
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