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Re: ass eating trip report
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[ QUOTE ] I am going to miss college. I'm considering proposing this to my quasi girlfriend tonight. <font color="white"> Quasi girlfriend does NOT mean imaginary or internet friend, bitches. It means we aren't dating, but sleeping together. In other words... the perfect girlfriend. </font> [/ QUOTE ] this is not something to be proposed. it is something to be done. [/ QUOTE ] Well, it really depends when/where the proposing is done. Dinner, watching T.V., etc.. seem like acceptable times/places. craig |
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[ QUOTE ] I am going to miss college. I'm considering proposing this to my quasi girlfriend tonight. <font color="white"> Quasi girlfriend does NOT mean imaginary or internet friend, bitches. It means we aren't dating, but sleeping together. In other words... the perfect girlfriend. </font> [/ QUOTE ] this is not something to be proposed. it is something to be done. [/ QUOTE ] It's like the kissing deal. If you ask, it doesn't get done. |
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Yeah, by propose, I didn't mean getting down on my knees and going "babe, will you eat my ass out?"
I meant pushing her head further south. -Fink |
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Yeah, by propose, I didn't mean getting down on my knees and going "babe, will you eat my ass out?" I meant pushing her head further south. -Fink [/ QUOTE ] I see; I misunderstood, I thought you would be the eater and not the eatee. In this case, pushing her head further south is even worse than making a proposal. It's too ambivalent, she's apt to think your nutsac is just too dry and will end up just going to town there. It's confusing, and you need her mind to be fully concentrated on pleasing you, not wondering wtf you are trying to do. Proper play: demand that she eat your ass. "lick that ass you little whore" should work well. pushing her head into place is appropriate at this point. obviously you're going to need to work up to this point, don't just spring that out of nowhere. |
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I'm no expert, but I'm thinking you need to eat her ass first before you just try shoving her head into your butt as a means of foreplay.
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nice job op.
i wonder if ray zee read this. |
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booyah
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jba,
Interesting idea. I'm not sure if she would go for that line though. And I would probably burst out laughing before I got the words out. Anyways, on 2nd thought, this doesn't really appeal to me much anyway. -Fink |
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No hijack intended but the buttplug to class reminded me of something. I was on my third or fourth date with a woman once (first I'd dated since a divorce) and we were downtown Minneapolis. I'd hired a limo so we were bar hopping and getting pretty sh*tfaced along the way.
We stopped at a cool bar in the warehouse district named the Monte Carlo (Now one of my favorite places to hit when downtown) and we decided to take a little stroll before calling the limo guy (who was probably in a nearby parking lot getting a BJ). We stumble across a 4 or 5 story department store called Sex World. We're hammered and all giggly and wander in. Great place. Anyway, before I write a novel on our experience that night, I'll get to the point. We were wandering through one of the many toy sections and she spots a black dildo on the wall. You know, packaged with all kinds of 'sensational', 'hot lovin', types of things on the package. She says to me: "That seems a bit small for a dildo doesn't it?". Well I knew what it was and decided to investigate a bit. Me: So you think it's small huh? Her: Yeah, I mean it's kinda short and odd shaped too Me: Wow, you must have lots of experience with this stuff huh? Her: Well, yeah I like toys Me: Hmmmm, do you realize what that is? Her: Of course silly, it's a dildo. A woman's best friend (or some other Sex in the City reference). Me: Oh, I thought the cucumber was a woman's best friend. Her: <laughs> Me: Listen babe, that is a buttplug. You stick it up your ass. If you still think it's small, wow, you are more experienced than I thought. This thing was large for a buttplug. She was quite embarassed but laughing bigtime. I gave it as one of her many B-Day gifts a couple of months later as a joke. To my knowledge she never actually used it for it's intended purpose but she did laugh her ass off when she unwrapped. it. |
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Dids,
"LOL" Yours truly, kipin |
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