I can't help but brag...

[Ulysses]

All: Idiotic $100 bet. Knowing that USC and Texas both score over 50 a game, I somehow still agreed to take the under on 55 being the over/under. I did not give this any logical thought at all before accepting, nor did I have any knowledge of typical college football betting lines. Checking lines today, this one is at 70 and almost all the bowl games are over 50. Sick. Obviously, I was very drunk when the bet went down. Adding further insult to injury, Sucker was willing to let me buy out for $50 at the bar and I didn't take that. Idiotic.

ed: That's ridiculous. My friends and I all own up and insta-pay anytime we lose any wager. You must hang out w/ douches.

PS: The other prop bet I lost was Daunte Culpepper's weight. I think I took the under on 240. Turns out he's 260. I thought he would be about 230.

PPS: Everything ended up working out great, though, thanks to PARTY BLACKJACK, PARTY BLACKJACK DOOODOOODODOOOOOO!!!!!